# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10295 "2023-08-25T19:21:12Z")
And for those of us in mobile, who don’t have a keyboard to tap keys on, you can do the same thing in a different way. Tap the box that has the post number/post count. (On my theme it’s a box at the bottom of the screen.) Then tap the “jump to” button that appears. You get an option to jump to a particular post, tap in the box then type the number with your virtual keyboard, and it takes you right there. Not as handy as the keyboard # shortcut but it gets you there. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10296 "2023-08-25T19:50:40Z")
On your Keyboard. 🙂 Shift-3 usually. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10297 "2023-08-25T19:52:49Z")
He is a sicko, but not a troll. Is that what you’re asking for? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10298 "2023-08-25T19:56:12Z")
Nah. For separate reasons, I think he’s both. But you said you thought I was putting words in his mouth, and told someone else that I “added” the child murder part, as if he hadn’t said that, and asked for a cite. I was curious if the cite convinced you that I wasn’t misrepresenting him, that he really was as monstrous as I said. Not a huge deal. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10299 "2023-08-25T20:12:02Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > the murdering children part was indeed added by LHOD. Are you going to apologize to LHOD for that? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10300 "2023-08-25T20:28:29Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I was curious if the cite convinced you that I wasn’t misrepresenting him, that he really was as monstrous as I said. As a corollary to that, if you (WE?) do agree that LHOD was simply reporting, do you think that he (TOWP) would actually murder children at the border, as he says he would, or do you think he’s just having a larf at our expense? ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10301 "2023-08-25T20:44:49Z")
Look, we all know that facing down an unarmed 11 year old Venezuelan girl who’s made it through hell, TOWP would drop his gun, wet his pants and run away. This is all keyboard warrior fantasizing. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10302 "2023-08-25T21:49:21Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > It’s the one on your keyboard, not the screen. Aha! Thanks. ETA: also to @What_Exit. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10303 "2023-08-25T21:52:21Z")
Either way, I’m not a mind reader and I can’t declare it trolling. If he is trolling, he is getting away with it past this moderator at least. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10304 "2023-08-25T23:05:59Z")
Fair enough. I’m not trying to gotcha. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10305 "2023-08-25T23:47:26Z")
Need eye drops anyone? I got some. No label, been thru the laundry, possibly 21 years old. Eye catching new poster name. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10306 "2023-08-26T00:45:28Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Not a troll but the language-obsessed crazy jaguar strikes me as being too young to be on the Dope. Funny that he asked Czarcasm if he was autistic when he himself is setting off _all_ of the autism bells. (His style really reminds me of Lucy, but with a different fixation.) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10307 "2023-08-26T01:25:36Z")
He didn’t ask me if I was autistic. He asked me if I had some autism- _Totally_ different. 🤨🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10308 "2023-08-26T01:29:03Z")
I may have some autism in the spice cabinet. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10309 "2023-08-26T01:31:42Z")
The lost Spice Girl. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10310 "2023-08-26T01:49:20Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > He asked me if I had some autism I wonder (and someone in-thread also wondered) if they meant “altruism”. For an explanation about why anyone would care about dying languages. A 14-year-old with a crapton of enthusiasm and boundless curiousity about an amazingly narrow slice of knowledge, plus a very young and naive lack of insight into how little they know. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.E](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.e/32/8932_2.png) [@Mr.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.E)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10311 "2023-08-26T01:52:12Z")
I got a strong sense of ESL as well, though I have no evidence for it. Maybe if I had more autism I would ask. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10312 "2023-08-26T01:54:58Z")
Spectrum Spice ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10313 "2023-08-26T03:53:02Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > If he is trolling, he is getting away with it past this moderator at least. Not what I was talking about, but whatever. Awhile ago, I believe we had someone who expressed his willingness to rape children. That was too shitty for the board, so he was banned. Now we have someone expressing his willingness to murder children. How is that better? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10314 "2023-08-26T04:07:29Z")
TOWP does fit a lot of the devolution seen from many conservatives, start as a climate change denier or lukewarmer, then follow nativists that pretend to be environmentalists, followed by being simpatico with fascism, then go for the Holocaust denial (not there yet in this case, but keep an eye for it.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=290) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=292)