# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10355 "2023-08-26T20:16:20Z")

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Not a modnote. But good advice I hope.  
This is **Miller’s** forum.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10356 "2023-08-26T21:29:44Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> As to the 30% bit, I hope to hell the percentage of people that think shooting border crossers is OK is a heck of a lot lower.

You really think that? Because it’s my impression, based just on support in the US for various other fascist measures, that it’s probably _higher_ than that.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10357 "2023-08-26T21:34:53Z")

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I really don’t know any more. I really don’t. I suspect it might be higher than 30% in Texas, but under 10% in New Jersey.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10358 "2023-08-26T21:45:04Z")

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Even Jersey is 40% Trump voters. You really think less than a quarter of those are virulently anti-immigrant? You’re more charitable than I’d be.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10359 "2023-08-26T21:47:18Z")

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You could be right, but we’re really not a gun state. Overall we like our gun laws.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10360 "2023-08-27T12:43:26Z")

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Holy shit, you guys, this thread has gone off the rails.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10361 "2023-08-27T16:15:22Z")

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**HAVE WE BECOME THE TROLLS?!**

😱

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10362 "2023-08-27T18:11:21Z")

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The trolling is coming from inside the board!

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10363 "2023-08-27T18:19:29Z")

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I think **MrDibble** and **What\_Exit** are both very pretty and should get a room to talk to each other about their feelings.

😜

This is always our problem when there are fewer people actively trolling _by board definitions_ and we find ourselves hungry for new targets. However, there will always be another troll/trock coming.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10364 "2023-08-27T21:55:19Z")

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Chances that the poster Jizzle \_ 78 who joined 15 minutes ago and whose first post in GD is er… provocative is not a trock?

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10365 "2023-08-27T21:57:19Z")

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Extra leg muscle for specific “races” of human as statement of fact in GD? Yeaaaaah. Way to easy. Not taking that bet. And I’ve already flagged it, as I’m sure you have. 🙂

ETA - thread locked, and user suspended as I watched. Preparing for trip to cornfield!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10366 "2023-08-27T22:11:12Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Extra leg muscle for specific “races” of human as statement of fact in GD? Yeaaaaah. Way to easy. Not taking that bet. And I’ve already flagged it, as I’m sure you have. 🙂
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> ETA - thread locked, and user suspended as I watched. Preparing for trip to cornfield! -

I got curious about the origin and found this.

> **[Anatomical differences in the psoas muscles in young black and white men](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1467925/)**
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> The anatomy of the psoas major muscle (PMA) in young black and white men was studied during routine autopsies. The forensic autopsies included 44 fresh male cadavers (21 black, 23 white) with an age span of 14 to 25 y. The range for weight was 66–76...

Either it’s been misunderstood or it’s been deliberately misrepresented.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10367 "2023-08-27T22:27:11Z")

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And a previous thread from 2003.

> [@Fact or Fiction: The Extra Leg Muscle in African Americans](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fact-or-fiction-the-extra-leg-muscle-in-african-americans/202244):
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> For the past few years, I’ve been hearing rumors about black people having an extra muscle in their leg. Of course, I am having a really hard time believing this, but in my disbelief and search for evidence to disprove this rumor, I am finding almost nothing giving information on the verification or falsification of this statement. I have read articles online from people saying that it’s ridiculous that some people say that when they have no idea where people heard it from. Then again, I’ve hear…

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10368 "2023-08-27T22:29:39Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Chances that the poster Jizzle \_ 78 who joined 15 minutes ago and whose first post in GD is er… provocative is not a trock?

Pretty dang low. That would be a bizarre initial post to a new community.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10369 "2023-08-27T22:41:48Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Chances that the poster Jizzle \_ 78 who joined 15 minutes ago and whose first post in GD is er… provocative is not a trock?

If it had been framed up as a discussion like in the OP referred to by @running_coach, even as a first post I might have let it spool out a little. But with that username and a one-line OP along with the 3 instantaneous flags, easy call.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10370 "2023-08-27T22:45:54Z")

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That one troll lately has been creating names with numbers on the end.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10371 "2023-08-28T00:40:15Z")

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Yeah, that post looks like a normal post, even with the subject. The actual post was just looking to piss people off.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10372 "2023-08-28T03:14:27Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Chances that the poster Jizzle \_ 78 who joined 15 minutes ago and whose first post in GD is er… provocative is not a trock?

They had me at “jizzle”

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10373 "2023-08-28T14:26:47Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> And a previous thread from 2003.

Now that’s a yucky thread.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10374 "2023-08-29T06:47:59Z")

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There seems to be a 14-year old fresh poster, lacking either manners or awareness, and definitely unable to appraise the validity of their sources, who seems to think that a major Austronesian language is a Spanish-based creole. He also has some odd ideas about other languages. So far, he’s been posting in a kind of stream-of-consciousness manner and has racked up one (maybe two) warnings after joining on the fifth of this month. The trolling aspect, as I see it, is their inability to take correction. So they’re 14. Big deal. That’s no excuse. And the warning/noting moderators obviously see it that way.

The young 'un’s created topics wouldn’t be so bad if they were fleshed out more and had something other than social media and “what people say” as support.

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