# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10655 "2023-10-03T11:13:50Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> I’m telling you I don’t believe those babaling in supposed earnestness for women.

The universe is not constrained by the limitations of your ability to comprehend it.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10656 "2023-10-03T11:27:01Z")

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This is the Pit - why not name some names?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10657 "2023-10-03T11:38:33Z")

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I only believe their accusations against Chela.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10658 "2023-10-03T12:50:38Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> I’m telling you I don’t believe those babaling in supposed earnestness for women.

What’s @Babale got to do with this?

> [@chela](#):
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> I do get vibes in those threads of incels who want attention from women.

Oh, I’m getting incel vibes from _someone_, alright…

> [@chela](#):
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> Before some of y’all go off on a tangent about your personal experiences save yer breath. I’m talking about inside our little insular happy co dependent little community

Wait, are our experiences here in this community _not_ personal experiences?

> [@chela](#):
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> Not all of our male dopers. They’re a few who stand out as creeps.

by - and I just want to make sure I get this right - standing up for women in the one venue where that isn’t actually going to get them any real world benefit?

I mean, I _get_ the predator-hiding-as-ally dynamic you’re trying to hint at here. It’s very much a real thing. Common enough they’ve made (unfunny) cartoons about it.  
[![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/406/750/ee8.png) ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/406/750/ee8.png)

I just want to know how it works _here_.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10659 "2023-10-03T13:31:51Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I just want to know how it works _here_.

Jackboots, a goat, and a squid?

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10660 "2023-10-03T13:32:51Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> > [@chela](#):
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> > I’m telling you I don’t believe those babaling in supposed earnestness for women.
> 
> What’s @Babale got to do with this?

Blech, thanks a ton for tagging me - now I get blasted with Chela’s full stupidity first thing in the morning. 🤣

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10661 "2023-10-03T14:21:00Z")

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Quote from chela:

> Not all of our male dopers. They’re a few who stand out as creeps.

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> I’m still not clear if you’re the first, but it’s unambiguous that you’re the second.

chela is a woman. Otherwise you’re correct.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10662 "2023-10-03T14:40:56Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> chela is a woman.

Well, they should maybe work on not sounding exactly like an incel, then. All that was missing was calling these nameless women-defending posters soyboys or similar.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10663 "2023-10-03T14:45:52Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> All that was missing was calling these nameless women-defending posters soyboys or similar.

The whole line of thinking - that men would defend women to win brownie points with women - has real “_I’m in middle school and the only girlfriend I’ve ever had lived in Canada so you wouldn’t know her but she’s really hot ok?_” energy

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10664 "2023-10-03T14:48:43Z")

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Let’s see some names. What posts, and what posters, @chela, are giving you “vibes of incels who want attention from women”? Please link to the vibes.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10665 "2023-10-03T16:16:23Z")

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I’ve definitely posted about desalination this week. Who would do that other than an incel who wants attention from women?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10666 "2023-10-03T16:22:20Z")

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**Ruken** over there pretending to be a salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Nice try, incel.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10667 "2023-10-03T16:54:32Z")

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Salty!

ETA: Rrrrrr!

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10668 "2023-10-03T18:36:53Z")

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-saw thread blew up overnight and worried about missing an interesting troll-

-saw chela was instead trolling the thread-

Y’all have fun feeding the troll now, y’hear?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10669 "2023-10-03T19:36:54Z")

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Fuk you, pig.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10670 "2023-10-03T20:16:13Z")

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Suk yourself off you insipid simpering blue-baller.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10671 "2023-10-03T22:19:29Z")

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Lol, this is sad:

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53231641627_7f214e656a_b.jpg "Screenshot\_20231003\_171828") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/53231641627/)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10672 "2023-10-03T22:26:13Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Fuk you, pig. -

If you ask me, you’re trying just a _little_ too hard to prove you’re not one of those incels with a savior complex who want attention from women. Hmm…

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10673 "2023-10-03T23:40:01Z")

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Name some names, and link some posts, if you actually have any convictions behind your posts.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10674 "2023-10-03T23:43:55Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> I think chela is insulting men in this forum who side with women as just doing it because they are horny and looking to get approval from women posters.

So, sexualizing their argument? Ah well, this is the pit, after all…

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