# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 310
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10675 "2023-10-04T00:02:08Z")
I’m a happily married man, I do not need and do not want female attention from anyone not my wife. (And apparently I am mistaken for a woman online most of the time anyway, LOL, I take it as a compliment.) If I side with women it’s because it seems like the right thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10676 "2023-10-04T00:51:26Z")
_I_ didn’t make that claim. I know lots of feminist men, some of whom are happily partnered with women, and some of whom are gay. I think they take those positions because they believe them. I was just trying to translate what Chela said into English. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10677 "2023-10-04T01:08:05Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > I was just trying to translate what Chela said into English. Let me try: “Trollio, troillio, wherefore art thou Trollio?” Ooops. My translator seems to be stuck in Shakespearean English. I’ll try it again later. 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10678 "2023-10-04T01:22:13Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > I was just trying to translate what Chela said into English. Oh no, I got that, I was replying to your hypothetical, I knew you wouldn’t think that in a million years. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10679 "2023-10-04T01:58:33Z")
Y’know, there are a lot of folks here whose gender I’m unsure of. Am I supposed to wait to decide whether I agree with what they’re saying until I find out? Or are my reasons for doing so in a state of quantum superposition until I find out, and if I find out that one of the people I’ve been agreeing with is a woman, my agreement is retroactively determined to be that I’m trying to angle for some nookie? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10680 "2023-10-04T02:42:55Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Am I supposed to wait to decide whether I agree with what they’re saying until I find out? Or are my reasons for doing so in a state of quantum superposition until I find out, and if I find out that one of the people I’ve been agreeing with is a woman, my agreement is retroactively determined to be that I’m trying to angle for some nookie? Sorry, rules are rules. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10681 "2023-10-04T02:56:16Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > my agreement is retroactively determined to be that I’m trying to angle for some nookie? Well duh. What else could it mean. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10682 "2023-10-04T05:09:28Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Y’know, there are a lot of folks here whose gender I’m unsure of. Am I supposed to wait to decide whether I agree with what they’re saying until I find out? Or are my reasons for doing so in a state of quantum superposition until I find out, and if I find out that one of the people I’ve been agreeing with is a woman, my agreement is retroactively determined to be that I’m trying to angle for some nookie? So…Schr ödinger’s Incel? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10683 "2023-10-04T05:40:00Z")
Are all y’all Stateside dopers hooking up to bang offline? Is that why MsClaws/Blondie/Beer thinks this is some kind of _dating_ forum? Am I missing out by being on the other side of the world … oh, and happily monogamously married? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10684 "2023-10-04T06:25:19Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Are all y’all Stateside dopers hooking up to bang offline? Straight Dope and Chill ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10685 "2023-10-04T11:04:19Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Are all y’all Stateside dopers hooking up to bang offline? We’re too busy coordinating our liberal echo chambers and selling underage sex workers through furniture outlets to hook up. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10686 "2023-10-04T11:11:22Z")
Speak for yourself. There’s a dope orgy this Thursday. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10687 "2023-10-04T11:18:20Z")
Offline? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10688 "2023-10-04T11:39:52Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > selling underage sex workers through furniture outlets to hook up. Dang it. I thought it was still at Comet Pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10689 "2023-10-04T13:57:18Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > There’s a dope orgy this Thursday. Yeah, but _all_ orgies are pretty dope. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10690 "2023-10-04T15:05:31Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Are all y’all Stateside dopers hooking up to bang offline? Is that why MsClaws/Blondie/Beer thinks this is some kind of _dating_ forum? Damned if I know. But the only meetup I’ve been part of had no sex either involved or discussed, though there were people of two genders present. Amazingly, despite the gender mix (even combined with the presence of beer), we were able to find other things to talk about. > [@puzzlegal](#): > > Speak for yourself. There’s a dope orgy this Thursday. Hey! You forgot to tell me where! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10691 "2023-10-04T15:28:19Z")
My last Doper meetup included a Down Under man, if ya know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10692 "2023-10-04T15:30:10Z")
So we’re not talking about the one-day reappearance, meltdown, and disappearance of the poster who longs for imaginary days in the past? Okay, fine. I was going to go to the end of the thread today (I couldn’t stand it any more yesterday) to see what the outcome was. Now I’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10693 "2023-10-04T15:37:14Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > to see what the outcome was The outcome is “it never happened.” ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10694 "2023-10-04T15:38:12Z")
The outcome is … they’re out of here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=309) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=311)