# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10835 "2023-10-10T18:04:55Z")

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TOWP is rope-a-doping you to show you how tough he is.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10836 "2023-10-10T18:16:44Z")

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I’m a fan of the both authors, slightly more of the Co-Dominium/Empire of Man, but their work on The Mote in God’s Eye was incredible, one of my top all time favorites.

And, let’s be honest, the gripping hand metaphor works so very well for situations beyond the simple binary either/or that our two handed format encourages!

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10837 "2023-10-10T19:21:28Z")

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> [@Chingon](#):
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> TOWP is rope-a-doping you to show you how tough he is.

Some people really wish reality was a Tom Clancy novel I guess.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10838 "2023-10-10T19:29:02Z")

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Fucking Sam’s breathless pontificating over how this is a ploy by Russia and Iran to make the the West use up all its artillery ammo reserves…

Eta: oh, and DrDeth’s “wHy iS iSrAeL hElPiNg RuSsIa???”

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10839 "2023-10-10T20:11:39Z")

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Breathless pontificating? All I said was that we should be considering all scenarios, including the one where this is part of a larger plan by malign actors, including Iran and Russia.

This should not change Israel’s actions one bit and I am not criticizingn their response. We would do the same (and pretty much did after 9/11), and it may not be the case, but military planners should be thinking about this as a real possibility. Given that they appeared to be blindsided by this attack, that doesn’t seem to be too much to ask.

I know, crazy huh? So nutty you had to go complain about it in an unrelated thread about trolls.

Do you realize that we are on the same side in this conflict? Or is this just a knee-jerk response to anything I say that you hope isn’t true? Or do you think it’s wrong to worry about what the enemy might actually be up to, so you can prepare for it?

As I said in that thread, “Hope for the best, but expect the worst”. In warfare, that is very good advice.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10840 "2023-10-10T22:41:58Z")

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> [@Sam\_Stone](#):
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> Breathless pontificating? All I said was that we should be considering all scenarios, including the one where this is part of a larger plan by malign actors, including Iran and Russia.

That does sound a bit like “just asking questions”.

BUUUUT…

I agree with you, that hardly seems like a thing to bring up in a troll discussion.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10841 "2023-10-12T18:04:45Z")

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3 posts were split to a new topic: [Reply to Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-babale/991469)

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**Author:** ![Chad\_Sudan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chad_sudan/32/4509_2.png) [@Chad\_Sudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_Sudan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10842 "2023-10-13T15:14:28Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> I almost started a Pit thread titled “Bad Takes on War in Israel”

Counting what’s on the Internet? We’d need a bigger thread.

Your own judicious perspective is much appreciated, @Babale.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10843 "2023-10-13T15:19:08Z")

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Thank you for the kind words.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10844 "2023-10-13T18:12:34Z")

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I have actually asked Miller about my earlier “What were you THINKING?” thread for a bitch at another non-troll poster who doesn’t (hopefully) need a dedicated pit thread. We’ll see what they think (not that I need permission, but among other things wanted a second mod-in-mod-hat opinion on the title).

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10845 "2023-10-17T06:02:43Z")

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JakeRS - trolling with his GD race thread, or just clueless European?

I mean, I admit, a Serb would naturally have a much more ethnicity-focused than race-focused view of things. But no-one with any understanding of the world and history thinks African-Americans are still their African ethnicities, right?

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10846 "2023-10-17T13:30:30Z")

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You’re assuming that person has some understanding of the world and history.

I think it’s quite possible that they don’t.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10847 "2023-10-17T13:43:10Z")

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You might be right.  
One stat stands out about them: 271 topics created vs 169 posts created.

Clearly they’re one of those posters who just creates a new thread for every dumb thought that pops into their head. And rarely returns to post in them again.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10848 "2023-10-17T13:45:29Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> One stat stands out about them: 271 topics created vs 169 posts created.

How is that even possible? How does one create a topic without creating a post?

– does that translate to ‘271 original posts but only 169 replies’?

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10849 "2023-10-17T13:46:49Z")

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I think so.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10850 "2023-10-17T17:25:27Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> – does that translate to ‘271 original posts but only 169 replies’?

That is correct.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10851 "2023-10-17T17:26:54Z")

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I’ve never been to America, but I saw a couple episodes of _Sanford and Son_ and…

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10852 "2023-10-17T17:27:11Z")

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Thanks, WE?

That doesn’t seem like somebody really interested in a conversation.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10853 "2023-10-17T17:28:33Z")

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We have a surprising number of those. There are worse ways to get questions answered. Especially if your google-fu is weak.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10854 "2023-10-17T17:31:27Z")

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Yeah, I suppose it’s possible that the OP has been reading the thread, learning lots of stuff they hadn’t known, and went away thinking ‘Ignorance fought!’ but didn’t feel any need to come into the thread and say so.

Nice to think so, anyway.

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