# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 328
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11037 "2023-11-06T17:47:50Z")
Ok, well I’m happy with dude. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11038 "2023-11-06T17:48:12Z")
Not trying to junior mod (especially when we have a real mod here in What\_Exit) but just a reminder, I created this thread because the last thread was totally taken over by a few people who spent the whole time arguing with each other, and we couldn’t discuss trolls anymore. Thank you @What_Exit for the support here. It would suck to have to make yet another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11039 "2023-11-06T18:16:13Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Do any of them involve mandating that they post on a relatively obscure aging online message board? How do you think I ended up here? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11040 "2023-11-06T18:16:33Z")
Ha! 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11041 "2023-11-06T20:29:47Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Ok, well I’m happy with dude. I think we should stick to “dick”, or “rod”, or “johnson” (in the parlance of our time). ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11042 "2023-11-06T23:12:36Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > How do you think I ended up here? A thirty year sentence!? You must’ve fucked up _ **bad** _. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11043 "2023-11-06T23:36:52Z")
Or the “college student” who needed advice desperately about the accidental destruction of much of his fraternity building. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11044 "2023-11-07T01:44:32Z")
I’m sure I already said in this thread: a new poster with an “interesting” personal issue is _always_ a troll. I’ve never seen an exception. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11045 "2023-11-07T02:49:24Z")
I’m an exception…oh, wait my story wasn’t interesting. NM ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11046 "2023-11-10T05:31:43Z")
Oh, everyone take a gander at a new poster **depopulationist** : [https://boards.straightdope.com](https://boards.straightdope.com) /t/what-is-depopulationism/992902 Telling us (while asking no questions) what depopulationism IS in FQ. Although @Beckdawrek spotted them first and mentioned them in my sister thread. ETA - they’ve also created a second brand new thread (still no reading time) about “What is the soul” in IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11047 "2023-11-10T05:33:12Z")
😊I be fast, some days ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11048 "2023-11-10T05:34:42Z")
That’s only because the universe is not real and you have a soul! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11049 "2023-11-10T05:36:17Z")
And the crazy becomes clear, > global internet government , or gig , is the world government . gig was created in portland oregon usa in the year 2000 by charles webster baer . ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11050 "2023-11-10T05:39:10Z")
When the mods see the flags, I predict [Dead by Dawn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shacKP0qYrA) (proverbially). ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11051 "2023-11-10T05:41:01Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > And the crazy becomes clear, Yeah. Maybe we don’t need to play with this one. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11052 "2023-11-10T05:45:17Z")
I saw you guys poking it with a stick and thought “why bother?” Flag it and bag it. Mod’s gotta get new boots somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11053 "2023-11-10T05:47:20Z")
Are we certain this account was created by “charles webster baer” and not his son? Wouldn’t want to ban someone for wrong reasons after all. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11054 "2023-11-10T05:48:27Z")
That would have been perfect, but you missed an opportunity to say, in small text “Too soon? Naaaaaah…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11055 "2023-11-10T05:49:25Z")
Let’s contribute towards the purchase of a few upper-case letters for him. Between the lack of them, and his wackadoodle ideas, I don’t see him lasting long here. Anybody know if he’s hit other message boards? ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11056 "2023-11-10T05:52:40Z")
They are basically everywhere in a quick google search. I suspect they’re trying to drive up clicks for themselves. I, per moderator guidelines upthread about not following up on self-doxxers, am not giving out any links, even if they’re volunteering their own information. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=327) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=329)