# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 329
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11057 "2023-11-10T05:54:03Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > message boards? He’s on most social media, has a YouTube channel, and his own website where I’m informed "I am running for president of the usa in 2024 and 2028 . I am running for mayor of redmond , oregon , usa , in 2022 . " . . . Biden should be very worried! ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11058 "2023-11-10T05:58:08Z")
Eh, based on his posting style, he’s more of a threat to Trump. The whole “Person. Woman. Man. Camera” thing is at risk! Along with the relentless self-promotion. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11059 "2023-11-10T05:59:31Z")
Thanks, @ParallelLines and @crowmanyclouds . I just had a quick look over at a right-wing message board, where these types often appear, and he’s not there. If he is, it’s not apparent from the post titles, and the username he used here is not there. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11060 "2023-11-10T06:03:09Z")
And he’s now encountering the Straight Dope in his “global internet government” thread in P&E. Naturally, as might be expected, he’s way out of his depth in dealing with P&E Dopers. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11061 "2023-11-10T06:07:38Z")
Banhammer coming down as we speak. Last call! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11062 "2023-11-10T06:08:37Z")
Well, that was amusing while it lasted. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11063 "2023-11-10T06:10:20Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > Banhammer What rules have they violated? ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11064 "2023-11-10T06:12:56Z")
My guess is that by asking us to vote for them they’ve probably run afoul of the “Call to Action” rules, at least in part. I mean, they’ve commit crimes against spelling, punctuation, and capitalisation but I don’t think we’ve made those board-wide banning offenses… yet. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11065 "2023-11-10T06:15:03Z")
This one ain’t going without a fight! ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11066 "2023-11-10T06:16:38Z")
IE he’s created a second account charleswebsterbaer and started up again. I know I should be going to bed, but the entertainment value is too high. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11067 "2023-11-10T06:17:12Z")
![](https://media.tenor.com/LQDoZLN5MR4AAAAC/dis-gon-b-gud-this-is-going-to-be-good.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11068 "2023-11-10T06:20:57Z")
Up to third account: depopulationism. So now we’ve got Call to Action + Socking at least for offenses. The cornfield’s gonna be well fertilized methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11069 "2023-11-10T06:21:03Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > a second account charleswebsterbaer Well that wasn’t smart. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11070 "2023-11-10T06:29:53Z")
Wow, watching the threads just get tossed into the cornfield one after another is a thing of beauty. For the moment though, the ones from before they socked up are still here. But not for long methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11071 "2023-11-10T06:30:21Z")
All those moments will be lost now… like tears in rain. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11072 "2023-11-10T06:31:38Z")
Groovy. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11073 "2023-11-10T06:34:38Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > The cornfield’s gonna be well fertilized methinks. Too much, and you get fertilizer burn. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11074 "2023-11-10T07:01:56Z")
Inspired by @Smapti : > [@](#): > > I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Depopulationism around the world… a Global Internet Government that I invented… Now, I’ve been banned, and all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to be cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11075 "2023-11-10T07:04:48Z")
Our depopulationist visitor was less entertaining when he went on a Randy rant about his freedom of speech. > **[I Thought This Was America](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2zlPNGuPbw?=list)** > > Is this a communist country or something?©2005 South Park Digital Studios LLThis is a video collage compiled and uploaded for purposes of criticism, commenta... ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11076 "2023-11-10T07:13:44Z")
Eh, I think he just skipped to the end when the hammers started coming down. While there were certain things that appealed to me about libertarianism (charleswebsterbaer’s self claimed political party) 20ish years ago, the current definitions as embraced by many is “I do and say what I want, and refuse to accept any consequences of those words or actions. And anyone who tries to apply consequences to me is unAmerican.” Which ties right back tot he @Riemann’s RandyRant. They were always waiting for someone to oppress them so they could claim the status of martyr. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=328) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=330)