# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 337
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11217 "2023-12-01T00:49:55Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Watch the “How It Should Have Ended” for Frozen. It’s exactly on point. I remember that one! Conceal it, don’t feel it? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11218 "2023-12-01T13:33:39Z")
God knows I try. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11219 "2023-12-01T20:49:22Z")
In the disgraced former president thread, **Hurled On** drops an obviously provocative steamer about the lack of rationality of posts in the “entire thread” and then disappears without addressing any of the responses. All ears if someone can somehow explain how this isn’t trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11220 "2023-12-01T21:01:15Z")
Nope, total troll. Join date in Sep. Gives off major trock vibes ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11221 "2023-12-01T21:49:19Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > All ears if someone can somehow explain how this isn’t trolling. 100% troll, I wasn’t biting on that bait at all. Too fucking obvious. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11222 "2023-12-01T22:15:06Z")
Flag it please, we’ll investigate later. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11223 "2023-12-02T12:07:16Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > **Hurled On** drops an obviously provocative steamer about the lack of rationality of posts in the “entire thread” and then disappears without addressing any of the responses. All ears if someone can somehow explain how this isn’t trolling. > [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Nope, total troll. Join date in Sep. Gives off major trock vibes As I said in another thread, I have suspicions he’s a Canadian trump supporter, since he made a comment about reading a court case from Alberta. > [@](#): > > **Idle Thoughts** , if you have time on your hands, read the _Meads_ decision from the Alberta Court of Queen’s Bench. More than you will likely ever need to know about the SovCits. > > [https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html](https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html) > > Being an old retired guy, I read it. Kudos to that judge - brilliant! That’s an incredibly odd thing for a MAGA American to even be aware of, let alone recommend. But if he was an old retired Canadian, who liked coming to these boards to irritate the “hive mind”…well… (But that’s crazy, right? We’d never attract somebody like that) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11224 "2023-12-02T13:31:06Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > since he made a comment about reading a court case from Alberta. Everything else about him aside, the Alberta case isn’t indicative of anything - it’s been brought up here on the Dope a number of times because it’s a phenomenal read and ‘the’ takedown of sovereign citizen nonsense by a judge. Highly recommended for anybody who hasn’t checked it out before. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11225 "2023-12-02T13:49:17Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > (But that’s crazy, right? We’d never attract somebody like that) Agreed. What are the odds of attracting a troll like Sam\_Stone, Sam\_Stone’s son, and another troll like Sam\_Stone? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11226 "2023-12-02T17:00:47Z")
Maybe it’s his dad. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11227 "2023-12-02T17:45:55Z")
2 days after **Sliced Sicilian Salami** got banned, a **megburns** pops back into the Oswald thread and declares that there must have been a 2nd shooter. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11228 "2023-12-02T17:46:54Z")
Who joined a month ago and had, until that thread, only 2 other posts total ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11229 "2023-12-02T18:58:22Z")
Megburns seems to burn already, his account appears as locked now. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11230 "2023-12-02T19:00:11Z")
Banned already. Good job by @Aspenglow. Though I took the cornfield duties. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11231 "2023-12-02T20:42:59Z")
Damn, I could have been a hero and reported. But I read it, and was like “yeah, this is such an obvious trock, I don’t even care anymore.” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11232 "2023-12-02T23:57:47Z")
I swear, I think we have one person who makes a new name just about every day and has done for years. It’s probably that one guy. I can’t remember his name. Martin something? Whoever it is, he just can’t quit us, which I do understand. We’re cool and addictive. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11233 "2023-12-06T01:04:37Z")
Brand new poster **techeol** , using clear sentences, with no reading time, starts an innocuous OP: [https://boards.straightdope.com](https://boards.straightdope.com) /t/if-there-is-only-one-food-you-could-eat-for-survival-the-rest-of-your-life/994152 Our patterns say that this is going to be a troll or (more likely) trock, but we can remain optimistic! ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11234 "2023-12-06T20:37:05Z")
I see the thread and poster I suspected both no longer exist on this board - I guess that confirms that all signs pointed to trock! Our mods were doing fine work while I went off to watch a Godzilla movie - may all our enemies be smote with the the cleansing power of an atomic heat beam! ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11235 "2023-12-06T21:09:44Z")
I guess my one food for all time – now – would have to be CornField Flakes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11236 "2023-12-06T21:19:12Z")
Huh, already out with the crows it looks like. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=336) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=338)