# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5140 "2021-12-16T23:14:46Z")

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Welcome to our Jim Crow past, Max!

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5141 "2021-12-16T23:20:23Z")

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Yup, found [an article](https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1993-02-14-9301090539-story.html) in the _Sun-Sentinel_. And I’ll stop the hijack now…

~Max

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5142 "2021-12-16T23:22:04Z")

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[The Railroad Runs Through the Middle of the House](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4BYdTrkWoo)

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5143 "2021-12-21T06:24:45Z")

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“The South Side”? Who says that? Real Chicagoans like shitbag new troll say “South Chicago”.

no they fucking don’t

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5144 "2021-12-22T18:31:32Z")

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I suspect a certain thread in IMHO as being completely and entirely trolling on the part of the OP, and suspected it from the first post. And the fish are biting like mad.

The newbie poster who is the OP of that thread is now asking for “citation?” when someone wrote something he disagrees with. So probably a sock too.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5145 "2021-12-22T18:51:00Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I suspect a certain thread in IMHO as being completely and entirely trolling on the part of the OP, and suspected it from the first post. And the fish are biting like mad.

Can you give a better hint than that? I understand not linking to a thread but I don’t have the foggiest idea what you’re talking about. I assume it’s one of the dozens of IMHO threads active in the past day but I’m not going to search every one to guess which one.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5146 "2021-12-22T18:52:16Z")

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“I love my wife dearly…”

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5147 "2021-12-22T18:53:06Z")

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Ah, okay. That was the one I zeroed in on so my instincts were good, but I got about halfway down and wasn’t seeing clear trolling yet so I wasn’t sure I was on the right track. 👍

ETA: I read the whole thread. I’m not seeing trolling, but I’m not saying it’s not either. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5148 "2021-12-22T19:01:24Z")

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If you’re so afraid of posting a link, can you at least give the thread title? Remember, NOT EVERYBODY READS EVERY THREAD.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5149 "2021-12-22T19:02:54Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I suspect a certain thread in IMHO as being completely and entirely trolling on the part of the OP, and suspected it from the first post. And the fish are biting like mad.

One hundred percent troll. New poster plus pathos is always troll.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5150 "2021-12-22T19:04:04Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> If you’re so afraid of posting a link, can you at least give the thread title?

The first five words in the thread title:

> [@Riemann](#):
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> “I love my wife dearly…”

Location: IMHO. Currently right below the pinned threads.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5151 "2021-12-22T19:10:21Z")

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Perhaps there _is_ no thread, and @Roderick_Femm was trolling us…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/__HBBf_eDLM/hqdefault.jpg "Through the looking glass") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HBBf_eDLM)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5152 "2021-12-22T20:04:27Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> One hundred percent troll. New poster plus pathos is always troll.

I actually think this one’s real. Shocking, because I suspected the same when I saw the thread, and I’m also jaded enough to believe that no one posts actual questions like that sincerely. But there are reasons to believe the legitimacy of this one. (Or at least not a troll. I make no judgment on sock.)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5153 "2021-12-22T20:35:13Z")

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How’s about csy\_mckenzie in IMHO thread “drop off the face of the earth”. Joined just to rant about getting ghosted.

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5154 "2021-12-22T20:50:57Z")

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Hmmm - arrived a week ago, they revive a zombie, only thread they’ve ever posted in, and they’re responsible for 20 of 43 (new) posts. Its…_unusual_ behavior.

j

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5155 "2021-12-22T22:04:02Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> they’re responsible for 20 of 43 (new) posts

If they suddenly stop posting and disappear without any explanation I’m going to be emotionally devastated.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5156 "2021-12-22T22:12:14Z")

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Once you’ve asserted that disappearing without a trace is the absolute worst thing ever, you’ve pretty much committed yourself to replying to every post in the thread.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5157 "2021-12-22T22:32:46Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> The newbie poster who is the OP of that thread is now asking for “citation?” when someone wrote something he disagrees with.

He did it _once_, when Sam\_Stone pulled his “Democrats believe just as much bullshit as Republicans” schtick.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5158 "2021-12-22T22:52:35Z")

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I never claimed it was more than once. And apparently knowing that Sam Stone’s schtick is usually BS implies, to me, previous knowledge of the board.

Now there seems to be evidence (sent to me by PM) that I was wrong, at least about the trolling part. So, carry on and never mind.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5159 "2021-12-23T14:09:01Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> And apparently knowing that Sam Stone’s schtick is usually BS implies, to me, previous knowledge of the board.

Eh, it really doesn’t take all that long to come to that conclusion.

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