# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 343
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11337 "2023-12-23T18:03:20Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > that is what detectives do anyway. That’s become a stock character in 21st Century police and detective procedurals: the computer wizard that provides the hero with critical technologically-gleaned clues. The forensic technologist that corresponds to the forensic medical examiner in a new form. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11338 "2023-12-24T02:43:44Z")
I can’t wait to see what happens when cybernetic implants become commonplace. We’ll get the computer forensics expert and the medical examiner all rolled into one neat package. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11339 "2023-12-24T02:46:54Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > We’ll get the computer forensics expert and the medical examiner all rolled into one neat package. Ripperdocs! ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11340 "2023-12-24T03:57:28Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > I can’t wait to see what happens when cybernetic implants become commonplace I don’t want to see it! It’s bad when someone comes and forcibly repossesses your car. Imagine what it’s like when they come for your Mr. Studd/Midnight Lady Implant due to your being behind on payments! (cue your favorite Cyberpunk dread inducing music or Repo the Genetic Opera) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11341 "2023-12-24T06:02:58Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > Imagine what it’s like when they come for your Mr. Studd/Midnight Lady Implant due to your being behind on payments! I don’t have to imagine, I’ve seen it already! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Sp-pU8TFsg0/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python - The Meaning of Life Live Organ Transplants") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp-pU8TFsg0) ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11342 "2023-12-26T12:11:59Z")
Fish on! jlh3rd appears to be committing suicide by mod in Elections. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11343 "2023-12-26T14:27:11Z")
I assume that’s a new poster? Should I bother reporting all the times that poster has accused others of lying outside the Pit? I’m sure the mods have seen tons of reports already. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11344 "2023-12-26T14:28:40Z")
Returning after two years of silence. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11345 "2023-12-26T14:36:53Z")
No mod action, yet… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11346 "2023-12-26T14:41:56Z")
Yes, please do. We’ve seen some reports for this user, but it really helps to see the full pattern. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11347 "2023-12-26T15:06:19Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Returning after two years of silence. And that was in a Wright Brothers thread that started in 2015 where they had argued incoherently with other posters, then went silent for 9 years before responding in that thread again two years ago. Sleeper trock? ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11348 "2023-12-26T15:07:16Z")
Probably. Anyway, I reported a couple of posts. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11349 "2023-12-26T16:04:02Z")
I seem to have struck a nerve with that one. Moderator action has happened. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11350 "2023-12-30T09:07:01Z")
Someone who claims to be a “nice girl” is blasting my sock klaxon very loudly. Sleeper sock really. This is from the “How many licks does it take…” Wait, no, the “How many states can disqualify Trump” thread in P&E. 9 total posts, account created in 2015, only posting controversial stuff between years-long absences. Most recently to post a screed about liberal plots to persecute Trump. I’m mildly surprised the account isn’t private. And like the dipshit I am I fed the trock. Just a tiny bit but still. I should know better. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11351 "2023-12-30T20:02:39Z")
I just read those posts. The options are either “deliberate troll Gish galloping their way across the board” or “brainwashed cultist Gish galloping their way across the board”. Either way, I suspect they will not last long. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11352 "2023-12-31T10:21:58Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Someone who claims to be a “nice girl” is blasting my sock klaxon very loudly. I genuinely misread this as you having a sock named “klaxon” and my first thought was “Wow, I wouldn’t have just admitted it like that!” 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11353 "2023-12-31T16:42:49Z")
“Klaxon, whacks off!” ![](https://media.tenor.com/4MVwlZyxwtcAAAAM/kid-in-tolet-baby-on-head.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11354 "2024-01-02T21:43:35Z")
Cjackson is back, son. In one of his most recent threads before today he was fantasizing about how much he would like to hurt the children of rich people. In his new “collapse of civilization” thread in IMHO (originally in FQ) he’s complaining about the moral bankruptcy of bodyguards who protect rich people. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11355 "2024-01-02T21:50:37Z")
Oh yeah, they were responsible for this shit. > [@Kratom and Delta 8 bans](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kratom-and-delta-8-bans/963637): > > I live in Virginia and commute to Tennessee frequently. I’ve managed to stop drinking thanks to the substances in the title. Now it seems big pharma, etc. is weaseling into VA and TN to get the republicnt governments to cut out something that is beneficial to me and many others. Screw their profits. The kratom and delta 8 business must be cutting into their precious profits. I know some worthless Barney Fife types in law enforcement are going to end dying over a fuking plant and corporate greed … And this shit. > [@This bullshit is getting fucking old!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bullshit-is-getting-fucking-old/964641): > > Alright you motherfuckers, this shit is getting old. We need to get rid of those faggot ass lobbyists that are working for big pharma to kill our buzz! Well, let’s get to raising hell at those congress critters that would vote for this. It helps keep me from drinking and it calms me; makes me less psychotic. In short: it is my happy place. And this shit. > [@I have much to get off my chest](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-much-to-get-off-my-chest/981734): > > It’s no secret that I’m extremely classist, and bitter, and have violent fantasies of hurting rich kids. I’ve even told my parents that I resent the circumstances. I don’t resent them, I just resent not having a silver spoon, so to speak. To give an example of my deep hatred: do you remember that scene from Scarface? The one where Tony Montana is supposed to blow up a car, but there is a kid in the car, and Tony doesn’t go through with it. I would totally have done it, and enjoyed the bourgeois … Most likely a troll, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11356 "2024-01-02T22:15:07Z")
I’m surprised they weren’t banned for their earlier oeuvre. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=342) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=344)