# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11357 "2024-01-03T00:36:56Z")

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Yeah, I had actually thought they were banned for some reason.

Won’t be missed if/when it happens.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11358 "2024-01-03T09:28:27Z")

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I didn’t even know what kratom was until now, but I think we’ve all been given ample reason to avoid taking it given the evident effects of doing so.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11359 "2024-01-03T11:16:58Z")

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I don’t know what it is either, but it’s rather freely available in Portland (Oregon), judging from all the signs I see around here (and it’s not just at dispensaries. I saw a gas station selling it).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11360 "2024-01-03T12:27:02Z")

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It’s a drug that supposedly has an opioid-like high, but has not been scheduled as one so it’s legal in most places. I haven’t tried it.

Fun quote from Wikipedia about the guy who tried to get it scheduled:

> Former commissioner Gottlieb continued to defend the agency’s position in 2021, stating that he was convinced that kratom was fueling the U.S. [opioid epidemic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opioid_epidemic), though Gottlieb’s partiality has been called into question as he has since gone on to become a member of the board of directors of [Pfizer Inc.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfizer_Inc.), a company that has been heavily criticized for its sale and marketing of opioid drugs.[[117]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitragyna_speciosa#cite_note-:7-117)

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11361 "2024-01-03T12:32:28Z")

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I listened to a report on CBS this morning about Kratom. The thing that really struck out to me was the claim that there are over 8000 providers, but only about 3000 are legitimate. That’s a lot of non legitimate product out there.

No wonder that there have been reports of coma and death with its use. I ain’t trying it.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11362 "2024-01-03T15:05:07Z")

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Surprised **Bob\_Blaylock** hasn’t gotten any love, in either thread here.

1 week suspension for transgender bigotry in the “they” thread in ATMB.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11363 "2024-01-03T15:06:25Z")

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He was. I remember commenting on it somewhere.

Surprised it’s only a suspension, especially considering his posting history.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11364 "2024-01-03T15:08:08Z")

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Suspension plus a permanent topic ban. We’ll see how well that goes…

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11365 "2024-01-03T15:10:20Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Surprised **Bob\_Blaylock** hasn’t gotten any love, in either thread here.

There was quite a lot of discussion about them starting here:

> [@What were you THINKING?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/538):
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> Indeed, that’s a good thread to point to for this thread’s purposes. For example, a certain poster just took a massive thread dump there (already flagged).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11366 "2024-01-03T16:11:19Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> plus a permanent topic ban.

True! Mea culpa.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11367 "2024-01-05T20:05:16Z")

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No one has pointed out yet the thread where a certain friendly face from Sierra Leon is asking the tough questions like “why so many Asians”?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11368 "2024-01-05T20:07:12Z")

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It still hasn’t been pointed out since I have no idea what thread or poster you’re talking about.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11369 "2024-01-05T20:29:22Z")

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It’s a thread in IMHO by a brand new poster titled _ ~~What’s up with all these Asians~~ Does anyone know what the deal is behind the recent East Asia trend, especially in media?_

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11370 "2024-01-05T21:13:42Z")

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Thank you.

If that’s a new poster then I’m a Martian ice cream vendor.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11371 "2024-01-05T21:17:25Z")

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You sell Martian ice cream? Did you bring enough to share?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11372 "2024-01-05T21:18:16Z")

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It melts instantly in Earth’s atmosphere, sorry.

Business has been poor.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11373 "2024-01-05T21:20:43Z")

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I’m desperate to understand why the Martian ice cream vendors have been replaced by Asian ice cream vendors.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11374 "2024-01-05T21:21:02Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> You sell Martian ice cream? Did you bring enough to share?

_Does anyone know what the deal is behind the recent Martian trend, especially in ice cream vending?_

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11375 "2024-01-05T21:23:32Z")

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…_mumble_… **DEEP STATE** …_mumble_… **WOKE** …_mumble_… **DIVERSITY** …_mumble_…

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11376 "2024-01-05T21:24:26Z")

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I want to add I am in no way racist towards Martians nor against their (presumably) delicious ice cream products

But it is rather odd that the news media has been pushing a Martian agenda. Even people like Elon Musk are talking about moving to Mars, which you never used to hear billionaires talk about before. And it seemed to start around the time Barack Obama was elected

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