# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11377 "2024-01-05T21:26:05Z")
> [@Babale](#): > > No one has pointed out yet the thread where a certain friendly face from Sierra Leon is asking the tough questions like “why so many Asians”? If that person keeps to the same tack, they’ll soon find that they’ve been knocked overboard – all the way into a cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11378 "2024-01-05T22:04:39Z")
He gave himself away when he claimed to live in an Italian movie director. A _dead_ one. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11379 "2024-01-05T22:21:53Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He gave himself away when he claimed to live in an Italian movie director. A _dead_ one. _in_? That raises even more questions. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11380 "2024-01-05T22:30:01Z")
Maybe it’s a _Being John Malkovich_ situation. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11381 "2024-01-05T22:41:22Z")
A confusing Sergio Leone reference? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11382 "2024-01-05T23:20:31Z")
_I_ wasn’t confused. Now why did I come in here? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11383 "2024-01-06T01:37:15Z")
Sergio Leone? Isn’t that in Africa? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11384 "2024-01-06T02:11:16Z")
No that’s the guy who used to draw tiny comics in the margins of _Mad_ magazine. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11385 "2024-01-06T03:49:50Z")
No love here for **WinterWind**? There’s a perfectly fine and interesting thread in MPSIMS – “I wrote some music that made me cry” that was going along fine until this remarkable new poster showed up one hour after joining to make the following points: 1. This poster has “made” some of the most recent top hits for Lady Gaga. 2. Despite this pedigree, this poster is looking for a job and publicity and hopes to find it here. 3. This poster appears to be claiming that many of their songs were stolen, though I’m not sure I can accurately parse their English: “I don’t know how SO many of my song, seriously got out, I think cuz I was in danger!”. Which is definitely the sort of writing you’d expect from an accomplished lyricist. 4. This poster has also had hundreds of paintings go missing – presumably valuable art that they also have “made”. Maybe for Lady Gaga – who knows? So, a true _artiste_ and multi-talented polymath. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11386 "2024-01-06T17:41:00Z")
There’s a continuum/overlap between “troll” and “off medications” ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11387 "2024-01-06T19:36:18Z")
That was such an odd post that I think the latter is the more likely. ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11388 "2024-01-07T01:14:33Z")
Unfortunately, I suspect that poster may still be in danger, just not in the way they imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11389 "2024-01-07T01:17:55Z")
Danger to themselves… ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11390 "2024-01-07T01:21:14Z")
> [@Disinfectus](#): > > that poster may still be in danger I’m fairly sure that somebody plagiarizer will claim to have written Gaga’s _next_ hit too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11391 "2024-01-07T03:01:37Z")
Join ussss in the cornfield… Itsssss blissssss… ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11392 "2024-01-07T03:27:09Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Danger to themselves… Precisely. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11393 "2024-01-07T13:08:12Z")
That’s Kenny Loggins Danger Zone material. (I wrote that song) ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11394 "2024-01-07T15:35:53Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I wrote that song You should admit you share writing credits for that with your wife, Morgan Fairchild ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11395 "2024-01-07T17:10:19Z")
I invented the character “kayaker” who wrote the Kenny Loggins song. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11396 "2024-01-07T17:13:51Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I invented the character “kayaker” who wrote the Kenny Loggins song. - I invented the euphonium. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=344) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=346)