# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 346
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11397 "2024-01-07T17:26:05Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I invented the character “kayaker” who wrote the Kenny Loggins song. Sock! Sock! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11398 "2024-01-07T17:31:01Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > (I wrote that song) > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I invented the character “kayaker” who wrote the Kenny Loggins song. > [@running\_coach](#): > > I invented the euphonium. I am running the simulation in which you all exist. Things may go quiet for a while, Microsoft is forcing me to update to the new OS. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11399 "2024-01-07T17:38:30Z")
One would assume a ~~unix~~ umiak based OS? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11400 "2024-01-07T18:50:54Z")
Hey, folks, take it over to the “Lie About Yourself” thread in Thread Games, where you’ll see I made all the best and funniest posts. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11401 "2024-01-07T19:14:48Z")
I created that thread. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11402 "2024-01-07T19:16:08Z")
Never had you down as a creationist. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11403 "2024-01-07T19:21:51Z")
I know a guy who had a beer with Willie Nelson once. I bet Willie and Lady Gaga did a duet. Maybe. (Yep, 7 degrees of separation from our troll) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11404 "2024-01-07T19:44:11Z")
I invented the palindrome, without which there is no kayak by that name. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11405 "2024-01-07T19:47:29Z")
I invented the verb to rekayak, to traverse a second time by kayak. Hold on, that’s true - perhaps I’m not doing this right. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11406 "2024-01-07T19:48:12Z")
Verbing weirds language. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11407 "2024-01-07T19:49:30Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I bet Willie and Lady Gaga did a duet. Is that what they are calling it these days? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11408 "2024-01-07T19:50:49Z")
I don’t think I’d like to “rekayak” Sounds quite unpleasant. (No offense to @kayaker , who seems to be fine being a kayaker without my concern) ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11409 "2024-01-07T19:52:17Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > I invented the verb to rekayak Can we pronounce it like “wreck a yak”? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11410 "2024-01-07T19:54:04Z")
I’m not sure, I’ll ask my friend Rekayaker Vic if I can reach him in Iceland. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11411 "2024-01-07T20:04:35Z")
I’m on board with that.😊 ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11412 "2024-01-07T21:57:42Z")
But I invented palindromes, so **rekayaker** is mine! ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11413 "2024-01-07T22:10:15Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I know a guy who had a beer with Willie Nelson once. You stole that story from _King of the Hill_. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11414 "2024-01-07T22:11:13Z")
I knew I recognized it, I wrote that episode. (Okay, I’ll stop now.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11415 "2024-01-07T23:14:59Z")
I tell you wut … ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11416 "2024-01-07T23:17:04Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I tell you wut That ~~possum~~ boy ain’t right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=345) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=347)