# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 347
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11417 "2024-01-07T23:18:38Z")
Aww. A Clarence moment. I feel weepish. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11418 "2024-01-08T01:04:04Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > That ~~possum~~ boy ain’t right. That’s just the way god made me. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11419 "2024-01-08T01:19:01Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > (I wrote that song) > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I invented the character “kayaker” who wrote the Kenny Loggins song. Inspired by my girlfriend Lady Gaga, I started a seemingly unstoppable hijack of yet another SDMB “Trolls” thread. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11420 "2024-01-08T01:22:42Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > my girlfriend Lady Gaga Does Morgan Fairchild know about this? I never took you for a two-timing scoundrel pup. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11421 "2024-01-08T01:22:57Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > That’s just the way god made me. Are you referencing my song _Born This Way_? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11422 "2024-01-08T01:33:25Z")
Of course not. I’m referencing the completely original song, which I wrote, _Just the Way God Made Me (Boggle Trophy)_. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11423 "2024-01-08T01:42:45Z")
Are you Randy Travis?? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11424 "2024-01-08T02:16:04Z")
No. He stole those lyrics from Peggy Hill. …who stole them from me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11425 "2024-01-08T02:18:07Z")
I did nothing of the sort! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11426 "2024-01-08T04:43:34Z")
Pocket Sand (I put that in there) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11427 "2024-01-08T09:08:53Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > > [@wolfpup](#): > > > > my girlfriend Lady Gaga > > Does Morgan Fairchild know about this? I never took you for a two-timing scoundrel pup. Well, I never took HER for a two-timer. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11428 "2024-01-09T13:20:51Z")
I think we have a live one in the ‘Do trump followers and republicans think they country would survive’ thread. Culling the herd smells funny. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11429 "2024-01-09T13:27:07Z")
I just want to say again, you folks can use names just as long as you don’t @ them. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11430 "2024-01-09T14:27:59Z")
Vanity searches are still a thing, and trolling is ultimately an exercise in pure vanity. Nothing wrong with limiting their presence in the public record. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11431 "2024-01-09T14:46:00Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I know a guy who had a beer with Willie Nelson once. I knew a woman who drank with Willie and Waylon, though not at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11432 "2024-01-09T14:50:31Z")
That one isn’t new, they’ve been around before with the same schtick. Maybe troll, maybe sincere idiot, dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11433 "2024-01-20T04:52:45Z")
How long before Imuseless is exposed as a trock of one of our recently banned posters? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11434 "2024-01-20T08:57:10Z")
I’m 100% sure that’s a trock. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11435 "2024-01-20T09:04:32Z")
It pisses me off that they’re pretending to be Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11436 "2024-01-20T16:52:21Z")
Wouldn’t be the first time a troll has pretended to be Canadian. To me it appears to happen on a regular basis. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=346) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=348)