# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11457 "2024-02-13T13:08:29Z")

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Thanks to the two that flagged the post.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11458 "2024-02-13T13:40:46Z")

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You know who’s _not_ useless? You!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11459 "2024-02-13T14:05:36Z")

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Wow, a troll (trock) with an honest handle for a change. Usually we get the likes of **imtotallynotatrollnope** or **notsockymcsockwhome**.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11460 "2024-02-13T17:35:43Z")

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I had been following the thread in question (prior to going to bed) and yeah that was quite a post. Now, granted, having insane asylums with better oversight than the historical norm is arguably a good thing (to prevent the horrific abuses of the past), but lobotomy? Yeah, that’s flat out trolling.

Although TBH, that thread is a trainwreck. The number of people that should be flagged for political jabs and the like in what is theoretically a breaking news thread… I just don’t have the energy. Some luckless mod is going to have to go in with both boots to bring order to it.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11461 "2024-02-13T18:43:39Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> I had been following the thread in question

What thread is that?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11462 "2024-02-13T18:46:21Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> What thread is that?

> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Buncha absolutely dumbass troll enablers in that “It’s hard to get a job these days” IMHO thread.

Hope that helps.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11463 "2024-02-13T18:57:07Z")

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I was referencing @crowmanyclouds’s direct quote from poster **imuseless** in the breaking news thread about the Fatal Shooting at Joel Osteen’s megachurch:

[https://boards.straightdope.com](https://boards.straightdope.com) /t/2-11-2024-fatal-shooting-at-joel-osteens-controversial-houston-mega-church/997444

Broken thread for backlinks of course.

They’ve since been moderated, and looks like **puzzlegal** is stuck putting it back to Breaking News standards.

And now that the poster has been named, @ASL_v2.0 and @John_DiFool’s cracks should make more sense!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11464 "2024-02-13T19:00:30Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> I was referencing @crowmanyclouds’s direct quote from poster **imuseless** in the breaking news thread about the Fatal Shooting at Joel Osteen’s megachurch:

Nitpick; that is a copy-and-paste job, not a direct quote, which would have pointed back to the thread in question. A copy and paste is completely useless for letting anyone know what thread you’re talking about unless you give even the slightest hint about where it came from.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11465 "2024-02-13T19:13:29Z")

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I accept the nitpick, but it was easy enough to select a section that was distinct (several) and do a search. But I do agree it was a extra few steps.

I will point out when the question was asked though I included a (broken) link to help those who felt left out!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11466 "2024-02-13T19:14:01Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> I will point out when the question was asked though I included a (broken) link to help those who felt left out!

Just to be clear, **you’re** a rock star for that.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11467 "2024-02-13T19:43:08Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Although TBH, that thread is a trainwreck.

For friggin’ real

There were a dozen not very polite (to put it mildly) responses I did not make in that thread as it would not have been the appropriate venue. And now I feel like I deserve a cookie. Or a jug of wine

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11468 "2024-02-13T19:51:48Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> They’ve since been moderated, and looks like **puzzlegal** is stuck putting it back to Breaking News standards.

Thanks, and for thread info.

I agree that it needed moderating; but seems odd that it was moderated for being “political”.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11469 "2024-02-13T19:55:20Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> There were a dozen not very polite (to put it mildly) responses I did not make in that thread as it would not have been the appropriate venue. And now I feel like I deserve a cookie

There are a fair number of us who deserve a cookie.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11470 "2024-02-13T20:00:57Z")

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I wondered how that was political too. There’s another post about something political and it wasn’t modded.

Do we need a admittedly diagnosed _person with homicidal thoughts_ posting here?  
First, if he really is, how interestingly ignorant.

Second, if it’s a weird bragging thing, how interestingly stupid.

I don’t necessarily want to hear their thoughts on anything.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11471 "2024-02-13T20:10:25Z")

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The question isn’t really what you’re thinking; it’s what you’re doing. Or, at least, seriously planning to do.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11472 "2024-02-13T20:27:06Z")

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And, clearly, what he should be doing, or at least seriously planning to do, is getting a lobotomy. But I wouldn’t, hehe, bet on it happening.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11473 "2024-02-13T20:41:17Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> And, clearly, what he should be doing, or at least seriously planning to do, is getting a lobotomy

Looking at that poster’s oeuvre, I was thinking “obviously too late.”

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11474 "2024-02-14T22:16:09Z")

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Surely, it’s just a coincidence,

_If someone thats drowned has been submerged for long enough, will they eventually puke up the contents of their stomach whilst still underwater?_

_Why did I vomit during the rescue attempt after the crash?_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11475 "2024-02-14T23:09:22Z")

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Thought so.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11476 "2024-02-15T00:19:54Z")

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I didn’t make the connection, not sure I’m ready to go down that path yet. But it is suspicious.

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