# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5160 "2021-12-23T14:34:21Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I never claimed it was more than once. And apparently knowing that Sam Stone’s schtick is usually BS implies, to me, previous knowledge of the board. Thinking that a statement might be bullshit implies that you think a statement is bullshit-knowing the schtick of the person making the bullshit statement needn’t enter into it. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5161 "2021-12-29T23:38:06Z")
Darren “the sphincter police rides again” Garrison- You are truly a weirdo! Your game playing in the flag burning thread, you and the other weirdos pushing me, then when I got infractions reporting it in other threads. You give off an Elliot Rodger vibe. At the very least, manchild, you are the Bobby Brady of the internet world. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5162 "2021-12-29T23:47:23Z")
The thread had nothing to do with Americans. Thanks for playing! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5163 "2021-12-29T23:55:51Z")
What a thoroughly unpleasant person. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5164 "2021-12-30T00:11:07Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > …you are the Bobby Brady of the internet world. You’re really riding the cutting edge of American pop culture, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5165 "2021-12-30T00:23:57Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > > [@saucywench](#): > > > > …you are the Bobby Brady of the internet world. > > You’re really riding the cutting edge of American pop culture, aren’t you? - Sliding down the razor blade of life. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5166 "2021-12-30T00:31:59Z")
Hey, it fits him. I bet he’s the the one the friends “forgot” to pick up. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5167 "2021-12-30T02:23:09Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > > [@saucywench](#): > > > > …you are the Bobby Brady of the internet world. > > You’re really riding the cutting edge of American pop culture, aren’t you? I was talking to my brother on Christmas Day and he told me his new dog was dumber than Hank Hill’s stepmother. I hate myself for getting his reference. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5168 "2021-12-30T02:47:10Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > Hey, it fits him. Yeah, I remember that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby called out Cindy for saying racist shit about Chinese people and then trying to pretend it didn’t happen. Is your latest trolling technique just pretending to be stupid? Wasn’t that the Charlie Wayne persona? ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5169 "2021-12-30T03:07:07Z")
This board skews pretty old doesn’t it? I thought most here would get the reference. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5170 "2021-12-30T03:24:14Z")
The mods have told you and the other maroons (more ancient pop culture), that I am not a sock. I’ve been here 12-13 yrs, and I believe the flag thread might have gotten me into my first spot of bother (mapc) here. Maybe ten years or more after I joined up? Someone get Garrison on it! And more recently the China shit. By the way, no one is pretending things weren’t said. Everyone here can read you big fucking goof! And they can look stuff up. Why don’t you defend the Chinese leaders, their people, and their ways of life, their human rights abuses, their animal abuse? Read up a little bit. I stand by what I said. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5171 "2021-12-30T03:31:57Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > Why don’t you defend the Chinese leaders, their people, and their ways of life, their human rights abuses, their animal abuse? Read up a little bit. > > I stand by what I said. Would I be defending them by noting that they’re _human?_ Seems like a pretty low bar to clear, but if you stand by what you said… ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5172 "2021-12-30T03:39:26Z")
Yes, they’re human…just like the rest of us. But remember, some are more human than others. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5173 "2021-12-30T03:45:07Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > But remember, some are more human than others. I’m unclear what point you are trying to make. Are you saying Chinese people are less human, than say Americans? Please explain. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5174 "2021-12-30T03:52:09Z")
You’ll be glad to know, after 30 days in the Straight Dope hole, I am rehabilitated. The Chinese are a shining beacon of humanity. (Ultra-maroons be sure to insert sarcasm symbol here) ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5175 "2021-12-30T04:05:43Z")
I don’t know if you and BigT have figured it out yet, but there are bad people and good people everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5176 "2021-12-30T04:13:22Z")
Correct. And one of the defining characteristics of bad people is that they are willing to declare that _ANY_ of them are “subhuman.” ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5177 "2021-12-30T04:14:16Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > …there are bad people and good people everywhere. Seems several of us in this thread have already commented on that difference. We have an example right here. But I was asking if you were trying to suggest that Chinese people overall fall into that “less human” category. You said you stand behind everything you previously said, Are you now backing down? ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5178 "2021-12-30T04:17:55Z")
Not backing down, and not not jumping through hoops for you, so…why don’t you just piss off mate! ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5179 "2021-12-30T04:22:39Z")
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