# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11497 "2024-03-16T04:23:11Z")
My assessment is a little different. He was blatantly trolling in the Ukraine thread and quite properly got tossed out of it. In the Michelle Obama thread, I think he’s just being an ignorant ass. I suspect the main reason he hasn’t crossed any lines (yet) is because there’s no rule against being a dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11498 "2024-03-16T16:26:38Z")
Who was the pro-Russian troll whose whole thing was “Russians are way smarter, there’s no such thing as a classical education in America because they don’t read these umpteen Russian novels”? I get that vibe from Mr. Kat. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11499 "2024-03-16T16:28:54Z")
I had forgotten that one. I think it started with Mik, I’ll do a little digging. I can’t find it, probably didn’t start with Mik. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11500 "2024-03-16T17:00:09Z")
Roman67? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11501 "2024-03-16T17:04:57Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Who was the pro-Russian troll whose whole thing was “Russians are way smarter, there’s no such thing as a classical education in America because they don’t read these umpteen Russian novels”? That is so completely wrong and unfair to say. I read several classic Russian novels in my teens and 20s, and I’m still pretty dumb. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11502 "2024-03-16T17:25:51Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Roman67? Just for those who want to check (and I concur, likely this banned poster), from upthread here’s the link ever so slightly broken: https ://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-opinion-on-darling-lili-an-old-american-movie/976403 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11503 "2024-03-16T18:26:23Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > https ://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-opinion-on-darling-lili-an-old-american-movie/976403 > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Roman67? That is the one I was thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11504 "2024-03-16T18:27:34Z")
He was fun. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11505 "2024-03-16T20:41:40Z")
Similarly, I still haven’t recovered from _Anna Karenina_ in high school lit. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11506 "2024-03-19T14:37:10Z")
Just the other day, my kid and I were watching a late season of “Breaking Bad,” and I told him how a couple episodes must have been partly inspired by _Crime and Punishment._ Okay, back to troll hunting… ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11507 "2024-03-25T15:50:08Z")
So did we bounce the 13 year old? I see that one of his threads in Factual Questions has been locked. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11508 "2024-03-25T15:55:59Z")
No, he had two largely identical threads, the 2nd one got locked. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11509 "2024-03-25T23:28:54Z")
I wish you good fortune in the threads to come. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11510 "2024-03-28T06:19:11Z")
Just wanted to cross-mention in reference to @crowmanyclouds earlier quotes about Iamuseless: > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > They should bring back insane asylums and lobotomies. {…} I’ve stayed in a mental hospital for ten days after my therapist called the ambulance because I made a video and talked about me having homicidal thoughts {…} I been in the psych ward three times. > > Yeah, totally not a troll. For those not in the sister thread, Iamuseless is being discussed for the same BS about lobotomies in the “Has interviewing serial killers been useful?” thread and making an epic, intolerant ass of themselves in the “Why does everything have to be so polarized” thread. Ongoing discussion in the “What were you THINKING” thread. And thanks to our hero What\_Exit, they’ve gotten a one day time-out suspension because his troll signal overloaded. TBF though, several of us were feeding it with greater and lesser degrees of tongue in cheek. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11511 "2024-03-28T06:21:37Z")
The 13yo has announced he is really just 12yo. It worries me. If he’s real. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11512 "2024-03-28T07:18:30Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > Iamuseless Every time, and that includes the very first time, I see that user name, I read it as _Lame Useless_. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11513 "2024-03-28T07:39:19Z")
I see “I amuse less” and yes, they are less amusing each time they post. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11514 "2024-03-28T11:14:27Z")
👏 👏 👏 j ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11515 "2024-03-28T11:37:56Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > It worries me. If he’s real. With easter coming up (it falls on a Sunday this year) I’d say there’s a better chance in the easter bunny being real. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11516 "2024-03-28T12:19:15Z")
I keep reading that screen name as a variant of “I Am **[Mueslix](https://www.kelloggsmueslix.com/en_US/kellogg-s-mueslix-cereal-product.html)**,” and what _I_ see is a cereal troll. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=350) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=352)