# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 352
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11517 "2024-03-28T12:24:13Z")
You already knew Easter always falls on a Sunday, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11518 "2024-03-28T12:27:13Z")
I’m not religious, I’m spiritual. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11519 "2024-03-28T12:30:36Z")
I only celebrate Easter on days that end in Y. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11520 "2024-03-28T12:38:37Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > You already knew Easter always falls on a Sunday, didn’t you? Only on windy days. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11521 "2024-03-28T18:20:09Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The 13yo has announced he is really just 12yo. > > It worries me. If he’s real. This has been noticed by the mods; and the account’s been suspended for a year. Presumably, they can come back in a year, when they’ll be 13. Though I suppose they could actually (if they are actual) be turning 13 next month, or next week. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11522 "2024-03-28T18:27:37Z")
I saw. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11523 "2024-03-28T18:35:38Z")
Please take this as constructive and not tearing down. But this does not feel like the right thread ( **Trolls R Us** ) to have brought this up in. The companion thread ([What were you THINKING?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/1826)) would have been better I think. So just for the future, if not a troll or troll-like but some other concern, better elsewhere. And on that note, thank you for bringing it up though, I think you’re the reason this was handled quickly, though it may have been **puzzlegal**. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11524 "2024-03-28T18:45:33Z")
Back and straight up trolling now. This is from _I muse less_ > The worse thing about being an atheist is becoming a psycopath because studies have shown all atheists are psychopaths. I’m serious look it up on google. Post 476 of [What’s the worst thing about being an atheist?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-s-the-worst-thing-about-being-an-atheist/983166) Bumped thread just to shit in it. Many are feeding this troll nice treats. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11525 "2024-03-28T19:02:50Z")
I am increasingly in agreement about iamuseless-except-as-a-bad-example belonging here or in a dedicated Pit thread. I’d open one, but I already feel bad (for no good reason, but what have you) for opening so many Pit threads and believe that opening such a dedicated Pit thread will be unneeded… since at this rate they’ll be gone from the board soon as they continue to escalate. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11526 "2024-03-28T19:16:56Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > This is from _I muse less_ Oh good grief. Yeah, that’s a troll. I will refrain from feeding. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11527 "2024-03-28T19:25:56Z")
That right there is a troll who’s realizing they’re on the verge of being busted and throwing out any finesse and technique in favor of volume and frequency. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11528 "2024-03-28T19:26:48Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > > [@Beckdawrek](#): > > > > The 13yo has announced he is really just 12yo. > > > > It worries me. If he’s real. > > This has been noticed by the mods; and the account’s been suspended for a year. > > Presumably, they can come back in a year, when they’ll be 13. Though I suppose they could actually (if they are actual) be turning 13 next month, or next week. Dunno if anyone remembers **Curtis\_LeMay** / @Qin\_Shi\_Huangi, who joined when he was putatively 13 in 2009, last seen in 2019. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11529 "2024-03-28T20:21:27Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Many are feeding this troll nice treats. Well, after their last response to me, I’d say they’re boring as hell, at a minimum. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11530 "2024-03-28T23:25:26Z")
> [@scabpicker](#): > > Well, after their last response to me, I’d say they’re boring as hell, at a minimum. Agreed. Opened the intolerance thread when I saw there were new posts and I remember he was supposed to be off suspension today. Right back on it and not surprised. I’m done with this one too. Talking to useless is like conversing with a chatGPT bot that’s been fed nothing but lies, hatred and misinformation. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11531 "2024-03-29T00:11:24Z")
And they’re re-suspended, hopefully in the leadup to going away forever pending a quorum of mods. Oh noes, we’ll be quiet again for a while! ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11532 "2024-03-29T00:21:33Z")
Spoke to soon… so Bulls99, the increasingly “I’m not Republican but I echo all their points” went _there_ in “how is trump a viable candidate?” thread. I quote: > Most white Americans speak English, so yes. Most Black Americans too. Black Americans are the least curious people to learn other languages. Most Black people are xenophobic, Latinos are seen as taking away their jobs, something Trump will run on in the Fall. They’d been escalating slowly, so it didn’t trigger, but that crack, on top of MANY others in that thread, and their less than 24 hour ago join date… well all Trolls on deck apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11533 "2024-03-29T00:21:52Z")
Okay, wtf is going on in the “How Is Trump still a viable candidate?” thread with our new sportsteam-year friend? He’s come charging in like, well, you know… (Also: whatever happened to that Yankees Fan guy?) ETA: ninja’d! ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11534 "2024-03-29T00:27:22Z")
Haven’t read that thread recently. Based on your quote though it does sound very similar to him. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11535 "2024-03-29T00:28:03Z")
Doesn’t seem to be a Trock, could be a troll. I’ll try and do some digging. Hopefully just overly enthusiastic. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11536 "2024-03-29T00:28:17Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > And they’re re-suspended, hopefully in the leadup to going away forever pending a quorum of mods. > > Oh noes, we’ll be quiet again for a while! ⁢ Small request on that for @What_Exit or other mods: Could you capitalize the tag? Especially with all the new custom titles, “Suspended again” doesn’t stand out as much as “SUSPENDED (again)” or similar. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=351) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=353)