# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11857 "2024-05-22T15:17:24Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > It’s appropriate that a troll thread becomes a discussion on human behavior. [There’s definitely, definitely, definitely no logic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0mRIhK9seg). ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11858 "2024-05-22T15:40:04Z")
Definatly. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11859 "2024-05-22T16:15:13Z")
I see SyncoSmalls has been sunk. Confirmed trock, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11860 "2024-05-22T16:20:58Z")
Weird. Smart poster, even if I disagreed with them. What tipped off the trockiness? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11861 "2024-05-22T16:23:15Z")
Way too familiar with the board and its style, plus the repeated, careful and deliberate misinterpretations of what others were saying. Definitely smart, but definitely a trock acting in bad faith. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11862 "2024-05-22T16:33:38Z")
This is pretty much the tell. Second one by probably the same person to get banned this week. A third might be coming. @Gyrate, I liked your summary so much, I quoted you in the Sock tracking thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11863 "2024-05-22T16:44:16Z")
Vindicated again! I’m getting better at this. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11864 "2024-05-22T17:38:44Z")
Meanhoo **sitchensis** has [a gender topic ban](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-ban-for-sitchensis/1001919). ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11865 "2024-05-22T17:43:00Z")
a good move (although unnecessary for me since I just put him on ignore) but he’s just a more wild version of so many men who don’t get what the man/bear thing is about. I’m glad so many men on the Dope do, which is why I find these threads so ultimately hopeful. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11866 "2024-05-22T17:44:44Z")
> [@Briny\_Deep](#): > > How embarrassing. I blame it on being educated by governesses. now, suddenly, I want to do sidewalk chalk art and fly a kite. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11867 "2024-05-22T17:47:06Z")
Apropos of absolutely nothing: > The thin skin of the octopus absorbs additional oxygen. When resting, around 41% of an octopus’s oxygen absorption is through the skin. This decreases to 33% when it swims, as more water flows over the gills; skin oxygen uptake also increases. When it is resting after a meal, absorption through the skin can drop to 3% of its total oxygen uptake [**SOURCE**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus) I just found that inherently fascinating and informative. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11868 "2024-05-22T19:29:03Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > > When it is resting after a meal, absorption through the skin can drop to 3% of its total oxygen uptake Just how much food has ours eaten? Clearly that brain needs as much oxygen uptake as it can get ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11869 "2024-05-22T20:44:10Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > > [@Briny\_Deep](#): > > > > etoliated > > So I wasn’t the only one that had to look it up? Nope, not at all, and I know a LOT of offbeat words. And I usually can spell them correctly. ETA: In fact, I Googled it with the correct spelling since my mind automatically read it that way. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11870 "2024-05-22T21:02:13Z")
Full disclosure? I right-click googled it too (from my draft post), just to make sure I was using the word as intended, and my misspelling landed right on the appropriate dictionary definition without my noticing that the dictionary spelled it slightly better than I did. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11871 "2024-05-22T22:05:35Z")
Now **Humans** has launched another poll – would you have surgery to create a brain-computer interface. I’m torn – I still say there’s better than a 50% chance that this is a trock, but if not, it’s a 12-year-old kid reveling in all the attention. There’s something not right here, but I’m not sure which of these it is. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11872 "2024-05-22T22:08:00Z")
_Neuralink has entered the chat_ ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11873 "2024-05-22T22:21:11Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Now **Humans** has launched another poll – would you have surgery to create a brain-computer interface. Well that settles it. This has to be Elon Musk. > [@wolfpup](#): > > I’m torn – I still say there’s better than a 50% chance that this is a trock, but if not, it’s a 12-year-old kid reveling in all the attention. Or a 50-year-old with the emotional and intellectual maturity of a 12 year old. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11874 "2024-05-22T22:22:22Z")
With my luck I’d get neuralinked to Discobot. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11875 "2024-05-22T23:45:49Z")
We should all be so lucky. @discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11876 "2024-05-22T23:45:51Z")
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