# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 372
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11917 "2024-05-28T16:00:27Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > As far as I can tell, just your garden variety dim bulb rather than malicious. That describes a **lot** of us around here. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11918 "2024-05-28T16:11:24Z")
I might be insulted if I knew what malicious meant. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11919 "2024-05-28T16:18:08Z")
Is it delicious from the mall? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11920 "2024-05-28T16:19:09Z")
Maybe! Wetzel’s Pretzels is malicious! The advertising just writes itself. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11921 "2024-05-28T21:59:08Z")
You got to make sure you drag out the malicious – “Wetzel’s pretzels. They’re ma-a-a-a-licious!” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11922 "2024-05-29T00:32:58Z")
[Frosted Lucky Charms - they’re magically delicious.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-OYybJUR_I) ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11923 "2024-05-29T01:20:52Z")
Tragically Malicious ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11924 "2024-05-29T01:50:54Z")
> [@Chingon](#): > > So, what do we suppose was dgy’s old handle? Good god, I hope it’s figured out soon. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11925 "2024-05-29T02:15:44Z")
The problem with dgy is that they clearly meet all the patterns for a trock, and they’re irritating and irritable, but while a few posts are… pushy? none of the ones I’ve read (and boy oh boy, are there a LOT of them) are reportable IMHO. So, unless our mods deep research turns up something, I think we’ll have to wait for the inevitable moments where they start pushing buttons because the current level of thrill/attention isn’t enough. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11926 "2024-05-29T02:33:16Z")
Yep. May not even be a trock, but is THE most irritating, bloviating poster I’ve ever run across, and in the shortest amount of time. There _was_ a reportable post in the pets thread, where he even acknowledged insulting someone, but barely seemed worth reporting - just a question of not understanding the rules yet (or else understood but ignored, because trock). I haven’t muted a poster in several years, but I’m reconsidering. He’s overwhelming every thread he enters. ---
**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11927 "2024-05-29T03:07:19Z")
He’ll get his troll thrills for a while and then ole boy will overstep his bounds and get banned. Serial trocks always do. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11928 "2024-05-29T03:16:08Z")
I don’t know what he is. His thread about New and Improved. He has post telling _me_ all the terrible things him and his cohorts go around complaining about. The only thing he doesn’t say is “get off my lawn”. Old, asshole? Then I got lectured on how rich he is, how perfect and fun his life is. But his neighbor is a jerk, whom he hates. And how hot where he lives, in his perfect fun life. Huh? ---
**Author:** ![yendis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ed8c4c/32.png) [@yendis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yendis)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11929 "2024-05-29T11:27:26Z")
dgy is just an old man yelling at cloud-computing. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11930 "2024-05-29T15:38:49Z")
And now having a lovely discussion with self-righteous old country lady in MPSIMS (at least I assume so, since I can only read half of it). Put those two in a room together and shut the door! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11931 "2024-05-29T17:32:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > how hot where he lives, in his perfect fun life Yeah, that was weird. He’s gotta IIRC drill sheet metal or some shit at 6 in the goddamn morning (“It’s muh legal right!”) because later in the day it’s so hot your tires melt and dogs’ paws get burnt without special protection, but yeah, tell us allllllll yet again how you live in Paradise and hope the outsiders stay away. I think the heat may have cooked/melted away a few brain cells. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11932 "2024-05-29T17:39:14Z")
Shut up! I ain’t old. Self righteous? Hah! Look in the mirror. You have no right to an opinion without reading my words. Someone link my post here so they can read this. You know that pleasant person @Roderick_Femm !! Yeah you. Jerk. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11933 "2024-05-29T18:46:40Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > is THE most irritating, bloviating poster I’ve ever run across, and in the shortest amount of time. is anyone reminded of Martin Hyde? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11934 "2024-05-29T18:51:20Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > is anyone reminded of Martin Hyde?   Dialed up to 1000, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11935 "2024-05-29T18:52:39Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Dialed up to 1000, maybe. one is never too old to take up espresso ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/11936 "2024-05-29T18:54:41Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > one is never too old to take up espresso   Lol! Very true! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=371) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=373)