# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 377
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12017 "2024-06-04T12:42:01Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Porn actors get paid. Stop bragging about your “Free fries with purchase of burger” coupon. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12018 "2024-06-04T15:17:54Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > CLE for Cleveland, or ATL for Atlanta, isn’t too bad… but most folks wouldn’t know what ORD is. Heheh, I would, but that’s only because I flew in there and wondered how in the hell it ended up with that airport ID, so I looked it up. It’s short for orchard, from back when it was a WWII airport. Oh, and my stripper name would be Radar Forest Hill, which would probably fit with the surreal act of watching me strip. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12019 "2024-06-04T17:01:04Z")
I’m guessing you don’t shave your pubes? ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12020 "2024-06-04T17:02:17Z")
Correct. It is the 70s forever in my pants. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12021 "2024-06-04T17:53:43Z")
… must make it hard to pick scabs, though… ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12022 "2024-06-04T18:08:11Z")
Not really. They’re the ones crossing the picket line. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12023 "2024-06-04T19:28:00Z")
Why the fuck do I read the Pit while I’m eating lunch? 🥴 ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12024 "2024-06-04T19:42:30Z")
I would rather ask why you are eating lunch while reading the Pit. Or, as [Robert Anton Wilson](https://everything2.com/title/Never+whistle+while+you%2527re+pissing) put it: never whistle while you pee. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12025 "2024-06-04T19:45:03Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > I would rather ask why you are eating lunch while reading the Pit. Clearly I’m an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12026 "2024-06-04T19:45:16Z")
“Never whistle while you’re pissing”. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12027 "2024-06-04T19:47:09Z")
Oh, dear: you’re a literalist! And my pseudo-quote failed your exacting standards. Sad! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12028 "2024-06-04T19:47:52Z")
Picketts Charge "_With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more…_ ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12029 "2024-06-04T19:53:03Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Picketts Charge Back up porn name? Mine’s Sheba Darcy. I rather like that. j ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12030 "2024-06-04T19:55:43Z")
My standards aren’t all that exacting. It’s just that the original scans better and semi-rhymes, which makes it more memorable…at least to me. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12031 "2024-06-04T19:58:56Z")
Never whistle a refrain while your piss hole’s makin’ rain. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12032 "2024-06-04T22:18:48Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@What\_Exit](#): > > > > I think the proper way is to hang out a bit on the Dope and then hold a poll for a username. > > I thought you were supposed to combine the name of your first pet with the name of the street you grew up on. > > Or was that how to pick a porn name? > > Potato, po-tah-to. > [@carrps](#): > > It’s your stripper name. I dunno, I went to Hotel Street a lot when I arrived in Honolulu for my sea duty tour. I don’t remember any of the ecdysiasts going by more than just one name. Of course, it’s been more than forty years, and I couldn’t name one of them today if you held a gun to my head, so _maybe_ I’m misremembering. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12033 "2024-06-04T22:23:42Z")
I always thought the best stripper names were either names of precious stones or spices. But I’m going by fictional portrayals. I am a very boring person who has never been to a strip club in real life. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12034 "2024-06-04T22:55:24Z")
Going by the “name of your first dog and the street you grew up on” my stripper name sounds like a CPA. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12035 "2024-06-04T22:57:19Z")
Oh! First _dog_? I thought it was first pet. No matter. If it’s dog, mine is… Lucky Colorado. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12036 "2024-06-04T23:00:09Z")
Oh, you’re probably right. I just said dog because that’s what I had! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=376) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=378)