# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12037 "2024-06-04T23:01:06Z")
Actually, I like it better than if it was first pet. That would have left me with Fur Colorado. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12038 "2024-06-04T23:03:45Z")
That sounds kinda pervy. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12039 "2024-06-04T23:06:09Z")
Some things just speak for themselves. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12040 "2024-06-04T23:07:19Z")
Mine is Lady 50th. Sounds weird. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12041 "2024-06-04T23:07:43Z")
Somehow it is better than “Tigger High”. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12042 "2024-06-04T23:08:38Z")
Mine’s Carla Vinton. Sexy, right? ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12043 "2024-06-04T23:37:57Z")
Mine would be an epic fail as a stripper name: Bergdorf Union. It sounds like a prim and proper financial or legal society. Although Bergdorf was the name of my father’s dog, just the first dog in the house that I knew by name as I aged enough to be aware of such things. If I pick the name of the first pet I got on my own, it would be slightly better, a bearded dragon named Catch. Catch Union. Still doesn’t really work as a stripper name. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12044 "2024-06-04T23:45:30Z")
“Dorf Union” though would be a great name for a niche strip **club** … ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12045 "2024-06-04T23:54:58Z")
Mine actually works well as a stripper name: Fluffy Kingston. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12046 "2024-06-04T23:59:45Z")
Corky RR #1 Box 470 checking in! ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12047 "2024-06-05T00:01:16Z")
Skippy Green. Sounds like a Borscht Belt comic. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12048 "2024-06-05T00:01:59Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Fluffy Kingston That also sounds like it should be the name of a sex act. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12049 "2024-06-05T00:03:06Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > That also sounds like it should be the name of a sex act. - Voice of experience? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12050 "2024-06-05T00:03:21Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > Voice of experience? 😉 Don’t I wish!!! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12051 "2024-06-05T00:03:56Z")
Well, the first pet who was really mine was Bear, and the first pet who was present when I lived in the house was Midnight. Either of those works well enough, I suppose… but the street where I grew up didn’t have a name, just a number. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12052 "2024-06-05T00:07:22Z")
Actually, it sounds like a ripoff movie from the studio that gave us “Atlantic Rim”. “Lucky Colorado And the Ark Of Doom”. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12053 "2024-06-05T00:08:56Z")
Ok, I can buy that. Although I’d really like my stripper name not to be affiliated with anything associated with the word, ‘Rim.’ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12054 "2024-06-05T00:11:12Z")
By first pet that _actually_ was mine, I’d be Ace Woodcrest. A thoroughly nice pornstar name. By the first family pet and first street name that I actually knew about at the time, I’d have a pretentious Puritan name, like Preserved Fish but not as funny. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12055 "2024-06-05T00:21:02Z")
Hmmmmmmmmmmm… Midnight Ashland doesn’t work too well. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12056 "2024-06-05T00:51:31Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > … must make it hard to pick scabs, though… Since I’ve never shaved it, and have thankfully never had a scab down there, I am blissfully ignorant if there is a difference. And going by dog names, Happy Forest Hill is a little less surreal, I suppose. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=377) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=379)