# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 381
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12097 "2024-06-06T14:53:57Z")
I bet I can guess what those dogs were named. My Daddy had only one dog he really cared about. (He had squirrel dogs and yard dogs as a kid. We always had dogs as kids) This dog he had as an older adult was the ugliest, rascally, ill-mannered abomination, black, fat English bulldog. Daddy pampered him like a pedigreed pet Poodle. He had a bath and groom every 2 weeks. Still stunk. Farted, belched and drooled. But Daddy loved him. Fed him from a butcher counter. Had his own bedroom. He had a _name_ that can’t be said on this board. Horrible. Bad, bad, bad Daddy! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12098 "2024-06-06T14:55:08Z")
For crying out loud. Can this thread get back on topic. What the hell? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12099 "2024-06-06T14:55:59Z")
Oh, yeah. What’s your porn name? @What_Exit. NM don’t wanna know. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12100 "2024-06-06T15:53:50Z")
Mine would be Gus Ufton, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12101 "2024-06-06T15:55:49Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Can this thread get back on topic. What the hell? Yeah, I didn’t realize what the fuck I started here. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12102 "2024-06-06T15:57:56Z")
Crosses off “dogs” and “porn” on my troll bingo card. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12103 "2024-06-07T00:19:20Z")
You had those in the same square?? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12104 "2024-06-07T02:20:16Z")
> [@Israel targeted more than 120 US lawmakers in disinformation campaign](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israel-targeted-more-than-120-us-lawmakers-in-disinformation-campaign/1002568/8): > > if you want to levy an accusation of promulgating “a conspiracy theory spun by cranks” you know where The Pit is Offer accepted. The Liberty conspiracy theory, which Stranger is flogging over in P&E, is complete bullshit and always has been, it’s been propped up by antisemites for decades as proof that the Eeeeevil Jews hate us and we shouldn’t be allied with them, and you’re either ignorant or antisemitic for digging it out of the ashcan of history where it belongs. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12105 "2024-06-07T02:26:52Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > complete bullshit and always has been Completely and absolutely convincing rebuttal of the account of the incident posted in the other thread. /s I assume if you had any actual evidence to support your claim, you would have posted it over there, instead of coming over here to post an evidence-free rant. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12106 "2024-06-07T02:28:21Z")
I did post a response over there, dumbass. > [@Israel targeted more than 120 US lawmakers in disinformation campaign](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israel-targeted-more-than-120-us-lawmakers-in-disinformation-campaign/1002568/11): > > And how much of that detail do you think was visible to fighter pilots travelling at the speed of sound who can’t actually see what they’re firing at? And yer multiple US inquiries have determined that the cause was friendly fire. Given that the Liberty wasn’t even near the site of the supposed atrocities Israel was trying to cover up (which there is also no evidence for) and the US failed to notify Israel they were in theater, the idea that Israel would deliberately attack its only ally, du… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12107 "2024-06-07T02:34:17Z")
> [@Israel targeted more than 120 US lawmakers in disinformation campaign](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israel-targeted-more-than-120-us-lawmakers-in-disinformation-campaign/1002568/11): > > And how much of that detail do you think was visible to fighter pilots travelling at the speed of sound who can’t actually see what they’re firing at? Holy fuck, that’s what you’re going with? That it was o.k. to attack because they had no idea what they were shooting at? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12108 "2024-06-07T02:41:47Z")
It was an unidentified vessel in an area where Israel had previously stated they would fire on any unidentified vessels and the US failed to inform Israel of their presence. It is an understandable error. Can you tell me why you think Israel MEANT to start a war with the US while it was actively being invaded? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12109 "2024-06-07T03:07:54Z")
Tell you what-Why don’t you start a dedicated thread on this subject in The BBQ Pit instead of hijacking this one? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12110 "2024-06-07T03:38:04Z")
Because he’s a troll. This is his thread now. A fascist troll. And I don’t mean someone who trolls fascists. I mean a troll who is fascist. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12111 "2024-06-07T03:48:50Z")
@Smapti is throwing a toddler’s Trump-style temper tantrum by posting his shit in the troll thread. I agree, right now Smapti is being a troll. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12112 "2024-06-07T04:19:50Z")
Did Smapti read “take it to the Pit” and just open the first thread he found? I’d say that’s pretty dumb even for him, but I guess it’s in line with his recent posting history. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12113 "2024-06-07T04:30:20Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > @Smapti is throwing a toddler’s Trump-style temper tantrum by posting his shit in the troll thread. Calling out someone for hijacking a thread with an inane conspiracy theory = “shit”, apparently. I don’t think I want to know what you consider to be Shinola. > [@TroutMan](#): > > Did Smapti read “take it to the Pit” and just open the first thread he found? I posted in the correct thread. This is a thread for calling out trolls, and stinking up a P&E thread about a current news story by dredging up a 60-year-old conspiracy theory is trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12114 "2024-06-07T04:32:33Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > A fascist troll. Wrong on both counts. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12115 "2024-06-07T04:47:39Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > This is a thread for calling out trolls, and stinking up a P&E thread about a current news story by dredging up a 60-year-old conspiracy theory is trolling. Once again, “posting something you don’t like” is not the definition of trolling. Posting something completely off-topic to make a point and piss off the community on purpose **is** trolling. You knew exactly what you were doing posting here. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12116 "2024-06-07T04:49:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > You had those in the same square?? Rule 34 and all that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=380) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=382)