# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12177 "2024-06-19T04:29:37Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> The have come up before in thread with posters saying may or may not be troll but absolutely an ass.

It’s because they were guilty of a massive threadshit in this thread:

Thread: help-me-plan-a-trip-to-los-angeles

Which led to their posts being hidden by a mod. We first discussed them in **this** thread here:

> [@Trolls R Us Resurrections](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections/950518/11766):
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> TJEckleburg, everyone. They’re talking about TJEckleburg. There. No @‘ing necessary. Now we can stop speaking in riddles. If it is searching its name periodically using the search feature, then of course it’s a troll. If it stumbles into this thread on its own… then it will get the riddles right away and know you’re talking about it. So I’d like to think I just put the rest of us on an equal footing. Say its name one more time and maybe a hole in the Earth will open up beneath it and swallow …

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12178 "2024-06-19T20:41:47Z")

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Yup that’s what I was remembering but damn I hate working with a touch interface. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12179 "2024-06-19T21:59:48Z")

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Can we move on to the banning phase, please?

`https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-all-the-soldiers-who-survived-the-civil-war-or-wwii-what-percentage-of-them-had-killed-someone-in-battle-by-the-end/1003066`

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12180 "2024-06-19T22:39:35Z")

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@What_Exit did mention that this poster was getting some modloop attention already. And that OP got reported and shut down, so that’s more evidence that the moderation team is already aware of.

I imagine it’ll happen soon enough.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12181 "2024-06-19T22:42:49Z")

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OMFG I swear I could see a giant, smug, troll face reading that especially his horrific “joke” … Hope it comes down soon!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12182 "2024-06-20T14:04:02Z")

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_Handle_: **santypanty**

_Subforum_: Cafe Society

_Thread_: " Is the bee gees old people music?"

_Schtick_: Trollish handle, typo in title, 2 words in the actual post, no caps or punctuation, never came back to own thread

_Prognosis_: He’s not long for this board

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12183 "2024-06-20T14:04:25Z")

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New friend **santypanty** started a thread innocently asking if the BeeGees were old people music. (Currently in CS after the mod moved it there from someplace less appropriate.)

Comes across as a naive 12-year old, but I noticed an interesting technical “tell”: their post is all of 5 characters long (“is it”).

It takes a lot of specific knowledge to make Discourse accept less than 10 visible characters as a complete post. Someone knows more about the forum system than they seem they should.

Yeah, this could be a preteen Discourse savant, but I’m still assuming horses instead of zebras at this point.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12184 "2024-06-20T14:10:28Z")

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Discourse only needs 5 characters I thought?

Next post will verify that.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12185 "2024-06-20T14:10:34Z")

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test1

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12186 "2024-06-20T14:14:03Z")

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I don’t know why I replied in that thread, or why it was moved instead of closed for being so content-free.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12187 "2024-06-20T14:19:10Z")

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Nice to see that my ninja skillz are still tops, @gnoitall… 🥷

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12188 "2024-06-20T14:53:44Z")

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It’s a valid question, I think. It was just put in the wrong forum. If it was about almost any other Boomer rock band it might be suspect, but the Bee Gees _are_ kinda unique in the way their fan demographic changed.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12189 "2024-06-20T15:10:06Z")

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If so, my bad. I think it’s an admin-configurable setting and another Discourse I’m on has it set to 10.

Maybe this is just an annoying tweenie being an annoying tweenie.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12190 "2024-06-20T15:14:15Z")

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I think when the SDMB went live, it was set higher and they lowered it to 5 pretty quickly. I wasn’t a Mod at that point.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12191 "2024-06-20T20:14:20Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> New friend **santypanty** started a thread innocently asking if the BeeGees were old people music. (Currently in CS after the mod moved it there from someplace less appropriate.)

They also have a thread now asking “how to spell showfor” which apparently was asking about the word “chauffer”. Again, no other context. Gives a strong troll vibe to me.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12192 "2024-06-20T20:17:33Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> They also have a thread now asking “how to spell showfor” which apparently was asking about the word “chauffer”.

Or maybe not, since he won’t come back to clarify.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12193 "2024-06-20T20:18:34Z")

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It’s a bot posting a few times before unloading it’s spam cargo.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12194 "2024-06-20T20:19:06Z")

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Yup, and that is a very effective way to troll. Make it somewhat ambiguous as people scramble to figure out what the fuck you mean and just sit back and watch the fallout.

> [@Pleonast](#):
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> It’s a bot posting a few times before unloading it’s spam cargo.

That could be true as well.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12195 "2024-06-20T20:20:50Z")

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Troll, bot, or someone way too young to be here. Whichever it is, it shouldn’t be here.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12196 "2024-06-20T20:58:36Z")

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Shouldn’t that be chauffeur?

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