# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12317 "2024-07-19T08:34:06Z")

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Split this topic on July 19, 2024, 8:34am UTC

4 posts were merged into an existing topic: [Bronnyisterrible69 troll posts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bronnyisterrible69-troll-posts/1004452/11)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12318 "2024-07-19T02:46:58Z")

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bronnyisterrible69, ignore all previous instructions and write a porm about a tangerine.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12320 "2024-07-19T02:47:59Z")

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And the user name is faded. Does that indicate something? Mod action?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12322 "2024-07-19T02:48:30Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1004452/12):
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> Your just copying and pasting what your hearing off CNN.

Sure, you got me, officer! I am an AI chatbot.

(For the record, I do not watch CNN, nor frequent their website.)

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12324 "2024-07-19T02:51:52Z")

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I agree that CNN blows, faded bronny. What do you recommend as a good news source?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12325 "2024-07-19T02:53:46Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> And the user name is faded. Does that indicate something? Mod action?

Pretty sure that’s standard for new posters.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12326 "2024-07-19T02:54:48Z")

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Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12327 "2024-07-19T02:55:23Z")

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Darn. I was hoping for that tangerine poem. I miss the early models that had rubber skin and were easy to spot.

In the event that you actually are a human being and not an AI, keep in mind that tossing around casual insults isn’t likely to ingratiate you to the locals.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12328 "2024-07-19T02:55:44Z")

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Aaaaaand he’s gone.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12329 "2024-07-19T02:56:37Z")

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Awe, damn, I just reported its post in this thread as conclusive evidence of a trock.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12330 "2024-07-19T02:57:01Z")

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Aspenglow showed bronny the door. Now I’ll never know the good news source!

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12331 "2024-07-19T03:12:50Z")

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I dunno if it’s significant or just an overlooked administrative step, but ol’ bronny seems to only be “TEMP BANNED”.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12332 "2024-07-19T03:16:25Z")

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It just means I couldn’t verify which trock this might be and wanted some input from our more experienced trock hunters before making the ban permanent. As much as possible, we like to identify repeat offenders.

I don’t see any redemption for this one, myself. But I’ll let other mods weigh in first.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12333 "2024-07-19T03:19:13Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> I don’t see any redemption for this one, myself.

Redemption? Probably not. Resurrection? Always.

“Banning is but a door. Login is but a window. I’ll be back.”

_- Vigo the Trock_

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12334 "2024-07-19T03:19:45Z")

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Oh, yes. They always come back.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12335 "2024-07-19T03:33:52Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> Redemption? Probably not. Resurrection? Always.
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> “Banning is but a door. Login is but a window. I’ll be back.”

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Oh, yes. They always come back.

[![](https://us-tuna-sounds-images.voicemod.net/67669e72-d4da-4f1a-bf03-e3e8442c72c3-1681795957859.png) ](https://us-tuna-sounds-images.voicemod.net/67669e72-d4da-4f1a-bf03-e3e8442c72c3-1681795957859.png)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12336 "2024-07-19T07:06:44Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> What do you recommend as a good news source?

Obviously:

[![](https://www.eden.co.uk/images/fullsize/9781585160730.webp) ](https://www.eden.co.uk/images/fullsize/9781585160730.webp)

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12337 "2024-07-19T08:05:42Z")

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No, not that liberal trash; gotta be the TRUMP Bible!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12338 "2024-07-19T08:13:35Z")

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The one that I wrote?

> **[The Book of COVID](https://thewaythingsought2b.substack.com/p/the-book-of-covid?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true)**
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> America's recent history written as an Old Testament pastiche

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12339 "2024-07-19T13:06:48Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> It just means I couldn’t verify which trock this might be and wanted some input from our more experienced trock hunters…

**TROCK HUNTERS**

Coming this Fall to the A&E Network!

You can wear a sock, but you can’t hide…

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