# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 399
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12475 "2024-08-14T05:25:52Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > sweat209 was the poster who constantly started threads about why didn’t we have stuff from Star Wars and why didn’t we have cures for all cancers, liver failure, and biowarfare. I’m reading his thread on “promiscuity girls” now. Looks like understanding technology was one of his lesser problems. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12476 "2024-08-14T06:02:03Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Someone should put them out of their misery. Don’t you mean “Put them out of _our_ misery”? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12477 "2024-08-14T06:05:41Z")
You can put them out of _your_ misery right now. The forum has a feature. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12478 "2024-08-15T22:31:36Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > without reading or acknowledging other posters’ efforts. Acknowledgement does happen but often in the form of asking that contributing poster: “So, do you mean _[not what the poster said but just a restatement of what J had claimed earlier]_? How come that is so?” ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12479 "2024-08-15T23:06:02Z")
That poster is either 100% trolling or too stupid to post. Poor form, too – never acknowledging anyone’s contributions, puts words in other posters mouths. Total waste of elections. I think my fave was in the Catholic church thread, where this idiot made an unfounded claim and then said, oh yeah, what about that? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12480 "2024-08-15T23:43:30Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Total waste of elections. We’re voting on trolls now? Cool! ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12481 "2024-08-15T23:55:22Z")
Hahaha! Sorry, electrons, of course. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12482 "2024-08-16T00:47:59Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > We’re voting on trolls now? (“You don’t need to vote again, you know I won the troll election, even if it was rigged, no one had ever seen hoooge trolling like that” - you know who) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12483 "2024-08-16T09:00:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > We’re voting on trolls now? Cool! We’ve been doing that since at least 2016. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12484 "2024-08-21T14:30:41Z")
Whoever this Yagami person is in the Café’s “fake movie” thread, with the hostility right out of the gate and the profile which refers to the vB SDMB as being better, they have got to be a trock. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12485 "2024-08-21T14:33:52Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Whoever this Yagami person is in the Café’s “fake movie” thread, the hostility right out of the gate and the profile which refers to the vB SDMB as being better has got to be a trock. Whoops, you beat me to it. They’re claiming to be a new poster but also complaining that the new version’s worse than the old one. And they’re also over in IMHO claiming (in a thread they started) that everybody has to stay on xitter in order to avoid abandoning the place to the forces of evil. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12486 "2024-08-21T14:51:36Z")
Ugh. I knew I shouldn’t have engaged. Sorry for the feeding session. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12487 "2024-08-23T17:35:00Z")
Here we go. No posts, one thread: garter belts and stockings, god help us. Say hello to Kitty32. In IMHO. j ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12488 "2024-08-23T17:51:51Z")
In itself, it’s pretty harmless. If they never post again, no big deal. But I would say in all likelihood that was a trock (in fact I can’t think of any other plausible scenario) who created an account to see what kind of responses they’d get from the community. I guess it’s worth noting them, and see if they ever come back and in what fashion. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12489 "2024-08-23T17:53:01Z")
Which started in ATMB, your first stop for the latest spam! ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12490 "2024-08-23T17:57:02Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > …see if they ever come back and in what fashion. ISWYDT. Hur. Hur hur. j ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12491 "2024-08-23T18:02:28Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > In itself, it’s pretty harmless. If they never post again, no big deal. But I would say in all likelihood that was a trock (in fact I can’t think of any other plausible scenario) who created an account to see what kind of responses they’d get from the community. > > I guess it’s worth noting them, and see if they ever come back and in what fashion. It’s a recurring thing. Every once in a while, someone subscribes to this board and posts their first OP about their fetish of choice. They probably wank off for a while to the incoming replies until the thread fizzles out, never to be seen again. Sometimes they post a _second_ thread about the same kink and get slapped for that by the mods. When they create yet another thread, they usually get banned. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12492 "2024-08-23T18:08:10Z")
> [@Treppenwitz](#): > > Here we go. No posts, one thread: garter belts and stockings, god help us. Say hello to Kitty32. In IMHO > > j Yeah, I was going to post this last night, but went to bed instead. Next will be, “Dear Penthouse Forum,…” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12493 "2024-08-26T14:52:18Z")
**MW\_Degen\_Gamblr** has been on my 'dar since his first post, what with his rambling style of discourse (as such) and often strange topic predilections, but I think his OP in IMHO this morning about an alleged Mormon sexual practice flips the Troll-O-Meter from “possible” to “highly likely.” I rather doubt he’s any sort of remotely successful gambler either. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12494 "2024-08-26T14:55:01Z")
Could be a highly successful degenerate, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=398) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=400)