# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 400
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12495 "2024-08-26T14:57:59Z")
Questions like that used to be pretty common on this board. Not so much now, but did not look like a trolling OP to me. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12496 "2024-08-26T21:48:17Z")
You are not alone. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12497 "2024-08-26T21:58:06Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **MW\_Degen\_Gamblr** has been on my 'dar since his first post, what with his rambling style of discourse (as such) and often strange topic predilections, but I think his OP in IMHO this morning about an alleged Mormon sexual practice flips the Troll-O-Meter from “possible” to “highly likely.” He’s strange, at a minimum. Given his willingness to start new threads from the get-go, I lean towards sock. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12498 "2024-08-31T00:33:38Z")
We have **Keyohtea** , a self-proclaimed atheist, starting a fight between liberal and conservative Christians. Very familiar with the rules of the Great Debates forum. Feels like a trock to me. I’m not engaging. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12499 "2024-09-01T17:05:12Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > **Keyohtea** Which I think is “Quixote” spelled phonetically, which seems like a taunt. Trying to get posters to tilt at windmills. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12500 "2024-09-01T20:12:22Z")
I love it when trolls go “The Riddler” route and decide to drop hints about what they are. It’s more common than many might think. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12501 "2024-09-01T20:13:56Z")
If we learned nothing from comic books and Voldemort, it’s to check for anagrams. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12502 "2024-09-01T20:44:27Z")
> [@susan](#): > > If we learned nothing from comic books and Voldemort, it’s to check for anagrams We know Donald Trump has a real hangup about sharks. We also know he’s a germophobe. That’s why his archfoe — who I’m sure is plotting against him even as we speak — is the mysterious mistress-of-disguise known only as Malaria Shark. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12503 "2024-09-01T20:48:29Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > That’s why his archfoe — who I’m sure is plotting against him even as we speak — is the mysterious mistress-of-disguise known only as Malaria Shark. Oh, that is a **good** one. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12504 "2024-09-01T20:55:56Z")
> [@susan](#): > > If we learned nothing from comic books and Voldemort, it’s to check for anagrams. [![](https://i.imgur.com/zZDTv0l.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/zZDTv0l.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12505 "2024-09-01T21:21:48Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > We know Donald Trump has a real hangup about sharks. We also know he’s a germophobe. That’s why his archfoe — who I’m sure is plotting against him even as we speak — is the mysterious mistress-of-disguise known only as Malaria Shark. Quick! Someone come up with a “bat-shark repellant” joke! Trump-shark repellant? It just electrocutes you so you don’t have to die from a shark attack? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12506 "2024-09-01T21:33:08Z")
Trump Repellant isn’t a product. Trump Repellant is a statement of fact. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12507 "2024-09-01T21:49:44Z")
Ha! I needed a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12508 "2024-09-04T13:30:23Z")
Excellent response to obvious trock **Dontron3030** : > [@Did Kamala Harris work at McDonalds?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kamala-harris-work-at-mcdonalds/1006631/219): > > Welcome to the Board! I think you may have an error or two in your post that you might want to check out. Please forward any further responses to Don to the nearest cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12509 "2024-09-04T13:32:22Z")
That must be what’s happening – the thread is locked right now, so WE? might be sending those posts away to the corn field. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12510 "2024-09-04T13:33:37Z")
Actually, that was before I got my coffee. The cornfielding was already done, but I forgot to open the thread back up. I’m glad you mentioned it here. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12511 "2024-09-04T13:35:45Z")
Good morning! I guess I shouldn’t have responded at all to that obvious troll post. Thanks for taking care of it. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12512 "2024-09-04T13:37:53Z")
If you’re going to respond to trolls, that was perfect. I left all three replies as none fed the troll in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12513 "2024-09-04T13:40:04Z")
Aw shucks. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12514 "2024-09-04T13:41:49Z")
With my report the mods apparently found another serial sock whose topic of singular obsessive interest was…drowning victims regurgating water when rescued, tho as of this moment 1 of the 3 threads remains open and un-cornfielded. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=399) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=401)