# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 401
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12515 "2024-09-04T13:46:40Z")
Oh, can you flag it please? Never mind, I found it and closed it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12516 "2024-09-04T14:09:03Z")
So you’re saying his threads have gone down for the third time? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12517 "2024-09-04T14:23:15Z")
👏 👏 👏 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12518 "2024-09-04T14:25:47Z")
I think I got drowny/pukey boy first and there was the spammer in ATMB this morning. A twofer isn’t bad, but I so want the one day hat-trick. 😔 ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12519 "2024-09-04T14:31:48Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Please forward any further responses to Don to the nearest cornfield. He was a bad man, and he was thinking bad thoughts about me! Stranger ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12520 "2024-09-04T14:37:52Z")
One must wonder what effect the difference in viscosity between water and cornfield syrup will have on both his puking and his drowning. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12521 "2024-09-04T15:05:40Z")
Latest trock **Makaveli** has been poking its head into some threads, and now reveals a controversial/stupid thread in Factual Questions about hurricane Sandy being an attack. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12522 "2024-09-04T15:09:14Z")
Yeah, just saw that thread after first seeing his posts in the Liberal/Conservative Christians thread in GD. Real ive Islamophobic CT trock here. The username Makaveli seals the deal. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12523 "2024-09-04T15:09:37Z")
I was just coming here to post that – the Hurricane Sandy thread. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12524 "2024-09-04T15:10:47Z")
Will be cornfiellded in 1…2…3… @What_Exit, please swing your ban hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12525 "2024-09-04T15:41:14Z")
Wouldn’t HAARP\* and whatever Iran has cancel each other out? 🤪 \*In case you’re unfamiliar: there are conspiracies about [HAARP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program) controlling weather phenomena, such as directing Hurricane Katrina so it would flood the poorer parts of New Orleans. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12526 "2024-09-04T16:22:04Z")
For the Record, **Makaveli** also posted a “Don’t take AstraZeneca” one liner in the “When should I get my next COVID Vax” thread because of blood clots, which, well, technically, vaguely, is appropriate, but in line with the rest of the posting history, I flagged for the mods to track the pattern of CTs. I don’t think they’ll be long for our world. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12527 "2024-09-04T16:27:01Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > Latest trock **Makaveli** has been poking its head into some threads, and now reveals a controversial/stupid thread in Factual Questions about hurricane Sandy being an attack. > [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Will be cornfiellded in 1…2…3… @What_Exit, please swing your ban hammer. Sorry for the delay, I’ve been out on errands. He wasn’t even cornfielded, he was straight out deleted. Pure Troll, no question. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12528 "2024-09-04T16:27:47Z")
Never go in against a ~~Sicilian~~ guy from Jersey when ~~death is~~ posting privileges are on the line! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12529 "2024-09-04T16:32:02Z")
There were some pretty interesting posts in that thread about the energy it would take to divert a hurricane. The sheer scifi silliness of weather control at that scale is why my people pivoted to space lasers. You’ve got to be **practical.** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12530 "2024-09-04T16:38:05Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > The sheer scifi silliness of weather control at that scale is why my people pivoted to space lasers. You’ve got to be **practical.** In the old days we had Golums, and we were happy with them. Youngsters! ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12531 "2024-09-04T17:00:42Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > He wasn’t even cornfielded, he was straight out deleted. Pure Troll, no question. Oh, I didn’t know that you have such subtle differences for mod action, I thought outright deletion was impossible so you had to fall back on cornfielding. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12532 "2024-09-04T17:02:36Z")
No, we delete spammers in large numbers. Some trolls we delete, but usually we cornfield them. I probably should have cornfielded this one in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12533 "2024-09-04T17:03:24Z")
Unfortunately, you’ll probably get a second chance. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12534 "2024-09-04T17:04:50Z")
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