# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 407
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12635 "2024-09-21T21:37:17Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Whatever they were, they weren’t being honest. [Seems they already had their car show.](https://www.canoetripping.net/threads/would-some-type-of-a-canoeing-event-work-at-a-nudist-campground.129295/) ⁢ That makes me wonder if it was a bot that copied the post from elsewhere ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12636 "2024-09-21T21:41:45Z")
Googling further, they’ve also posted about hosting a tennis/pickleball event or tournament, dirt bike show/event and having a hiphop/Rip group perform. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12637 "2024-09-25T12:02:12Z")
New one to watch [https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-it-when-i-first-increased-my-protein-intake-people-used-to-complain-i-stink/1007704](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-it-when-i-first-increased-my-protein-intake-people-used-to-complain-i-stink/1007704) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12638 "2024-09-25T12:22:16Z")
_ **BOOM** _ bye bye? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12639 "2024-09-25T12:23:52Z")
Gone so fast only the faint linger of stink remains! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12640 "2024-09-25T12:24:03Z")
Actually, weirdly, I deleted that troll a few minutes before @hajario actually posted. He must of had the thread open already. It was one of our repeat customers. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12641 "2024-09-25T12:43:08Z")
There should be a Troll Hall of Shame. In Canton, Ohio. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12642 "2024-09-25T12:56:24Z")
Given the title in the link I suspect it’s just as well he went fast. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12643 "2024-09-25T13:57:47Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > In Canton, Ohio. Do they grow corn there? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12644 "2024-09-25T14:15:46Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Do they grow corn there? I’ll bet @ZipperJJ knows the answer. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12645 "2024-09-25T14:24:06Z")
No, Canton is fairly urban. But it’s surrounded by plenty of other places that grow corn, so easy access to cornfields! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12646 "2024-09-25T14:41:50Z")
We really don’t know how far the cornfields are from Peaksville, OH, or how far Peaksville is from Canton, so you may be onto something. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12647 "2024-09-25T14:42:41Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Canton is fairly urban I’ve heard great things about their Cantonese food. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12648 "2024-09-25T18:42:46Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Do they grow corn there? That’s where they’re **actually** eating the pets. (The trolls I mean.) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12649 "2024-09-26T20:39:28Z")
Back again. This time to resurrect a rather prurient zombie thread in FQ. `https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-possible-to-have-an-orgasm-with-no-physical-stimulation/406576/62 ` ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12650 "2024-09-26T20:54:47Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > Back again. This time to resurrect a rather prurient zombie thread in FQ. Seems like my predicted scenario might turn out: > [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > It’s a recurring thing. Every once in a while, someone subscribes to this board and posts their first OP about their fetish of choice. They probably wank off for a while to the incoming replies until the thread fizzles out, never to be seen again. Sometimes they post a _second_ thread about the same kink and get slapped for that by the mods. When they create yet another thread, they usually get banned. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12651 "2024-09-26T20:59:09Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > Back again. This time to resurrect a rather prurient zombie thread in FQ. Thanks, I reported it since it seemed like a really inappropriate way to necro a really old thread, especially in FQ, by asking everyone to share their orgasm stories. I pointed out that their entire posting history is devoted to this one fetish of wearing nylons in public to turn men on. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12652 "2024-09-27T05:08:11Z")
There they just call it ‘food’. Or Mittens 😿 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12653 "2024-09-27T07:00:32Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@pjd](#): > > > > Back again. This time to resurrect a rather prurient zombie thread in FQ. > > Thanks, I reported it since it seemed like a really inappropriate way to necro a really old thread, especially in FQ, by asking everyone to share their orgasm stories. And the mods locked the thread. No action against the poster, and I didn’t really expect any at this point, but maybe it’s on their radar now. Locking the thread is the main thing I was hoping for. Starve the troll. 👍 ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12654 "2024-10-14T22:00:46Z")
Reviving this thread to offer a mea culpa. Our resident Russia apologist/propagandist Kedikat is apparently also strangely confident yet blisteringly ignorant in math. Not a one trick pony like I originally thought! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=406) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=408)