# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 413
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12756 "2024-11-09T04:33:19Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > [@What\_Exit](#): > > > > I’m processing him soon. > > Into what? Chopped liver? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12757 "2024-11-09T04:35:00Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Those darn socks. Yep, darned, all right, but they unravel again eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12758 "2024-11-09T16:33:23Z")
Maybe not technically a troll, but certainly wondering where BorealisCooper is coming from in a couple threads in Politics and Elections. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12759 "2024-11-11T14:19:52Z")
In the Pit thread “Pitting conservative Christians (followup to “How can I stay safe as a nonbinary person…”)”, I see the new poster **Everlong88** is moving rapidly to the suicide by mod with accusations that another is make death threats. And another new poster **StringsandHammers** in the same thread is looking very trockish as well. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12761 "2024-11-11T14:35:08Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > Everlong88 88? 🤨 ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12762 "2024-11-11T14:37:19Z")
They explained they were born in '88. Funny how many assholes were born that year and incorporate it into their usernames. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12764 "2024-11-11T14:52:32Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > They explained they were born in '88. Well, they were still using leaded gasoline back then… ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12765 "2024-11-11T15:02:58Z")
A disproportionate number of bigoted assholes just so happened to have 88 as their jersey number in high school football. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12766 "2024-11-11T16:00:06Z")
Everlong88 is one of our Trocks, I missed his going full on troll, I was suspicious before this weekend. He is banned. I have to write it up. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12767 "2024-11-11T16:04:01Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > He is banned. I have to write it up. I hate how doing the right thing just results in more paperwork. It’s the curse of modernity. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12768 "2024-11-11T16:40:30Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > I hate how doing the right thing just results in more paperwork. > > It’s the curse of modernity.   I blame the Sumerians. They couldn’t let us raise our herds in peace, oh no. We had to count them and report the numbers and Inanna have mercy on us if the tablets don’t match. It’s been all down hill since then. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12769 "2024-11-11T16:59:54Z")
Yes, I long for the bygone days when we could just lounge about on the banks of the Euphrates rather than tallying sacks of barley. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12770 "2024-11-11T17:57:29Z")
I was having a rollicking time making shitty copper ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12771 "2024-11-11T18:04:03Z")
I want to go back to the Garden, where the only commandments were to name all things and avoid pomegranates. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12772 "2024-11-11T18:07:08Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Everlong88 is one of our Trocks New poster shows up here one minute after @Pleonast called them out (without linking to them) and you say they’re a trock? Say it ain’t so! ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12773 "2024-11-11T18:12:05Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Everlong88 is one of our Trocks, I missed his going full on troll, I was suspicious before this weekend. He is banned. [He was a bad man. He was a very bad man.](https://youtu.be/QxTMbIxEj-E?si=SzXKVu2tAXAZ8Urd&t=2m59s) Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12774 "2024-11-11T18:13:35Z")
I kinda like me a _Midnight at the Oasis_ myself. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12775 "2024-11-11T18:39:11Z")
> [@abcdefghij](#): > > I was having a rollicking time making shitty copper Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12776 "2024-11-11T18:55:19Z")
> [@Babale](#): > > 88? 🤨 Start Looking for a lot of "820"s. Heil Trump! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12777 "2024-11-11T20:55:06Z")
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