# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12838 "2024-11-16T04:43:21Z")

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They should have reconsidered their change of tack.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12839 "2024-11-16T10:49:52Z")

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That’s some hard tack right there.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12840 "2024-11-16T14:01:38Z")

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Sorry, but isn’t the fundamental rule of SDMB … don’t be jerky??

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12841 "2024-11-16T16:39:02Z")

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Sometimes you just have beef with a poster.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12842 "2024-11-17T19:46:48Z")

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In case you wonder, my head is still messed up from before, and it seems a bit late to go to ATMB now. He’ll say something like this again, and I’ll address it when I’m more able to think straight.

If you weren’t wondering, um, I guess What\_Exit got to the meat of the problem?

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12843 "2024-11-23T00:52:23Z")

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Welp, our newest bestest friend Ceahlone came right out of the gate with a very interesting topic about frisky Orthodox priests and Estonian tourists, with lots of fairly predictable responses. That got them into the sights of the discussion in the “What were you thinking” thread, with the inconclusive conclusion that this may be a troll.

I don’t think it’s inconclusive any more.

`https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-greek-priest-was-arrested-for-anointing-the-genitals-of-a-tourist-with-holy-oil/1010585/36`

Rape apologism. They’ve rounded up their prey and now they’re tossing in the dynamite.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12844 "2024-11-23T01:29:34Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> They’ve rounded up their prey and now they’re tossing in the dynamite.

Yeah, here comes the punch line from the troll.

![](https://media0.giphy.com/media/2GzoRvmi7pAhBpmoyl/giphy.gif)

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12845 "2024-11-23T01:41:32Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> Welp, our newest bestest friend Ceahlone

Is that pronounced like _sea-lion?_

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12846 "2024-11-23T01:49:02Z")

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Troll, they’ll be gone soon.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12847 "2024-11-23T03:25:33Z")

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Yeah.

Seems like a tell, but also false advertising, since they never got into any kind of sealion-esque argumentation.

Foreplay seems to be a lost art.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12848 "2024-11-23T03:51:00Z")

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ISTM Loggins is trolling along in their Token chinese thread.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12849 "2024-11-23T04:09:58Z")

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Oh God yes. They’re not even being particularly clever about it. At least everyone else seems to be treating it with this seriousness it deserves.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12850 "2024-11-23T04:19:59Z")

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Did this get cornfielded?

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12851 "2024-11-23T04:24:37Z")

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Yup, 100% gone.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12852 "2024-11-23T04:25:29Z")

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Thanks for knowing it all.

Have you seen my reading glasses?

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12853 "2024-11-23T04:26:46Z")

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Have you checked on your head? Above your forehead would be typical.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12854 "2024-11-23T04:27:52Z")

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You’re goood!!! And, thanks!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12855 "2024-11-23T04:38:11Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> ISTM Loggins is trolling along in their Token chinese thread.

They’re at least on the highway to the danger zone. Going right into it, even.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12857 "2024-11-23T06:52:10Z")

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Wow, such intimate knowledge of mods from someone who joined - what, 10 minutes ago?

However, thanks, Socko, “clutching pears” is going to be my new favourite saying.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12859 "2024-11-23T06:55:07Z")

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**🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦**

and a complete sentence to make nanny discourse happy

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