# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12860 "2024-11-23T06:56:45Z")

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What the fuck makes you think anyone’s going to “debate” you, when your lifespan here is nano-Scaramuccis and your schtick is so screamingly obvious?

You are very, very bad at this.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12862 "2024-11-23T07:02:47Z")

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You could also have said no to the impulse to create a sock.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12865 "2024-11-23T07:10:21Z")

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> [@asn0nw](#):
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> willignly stole a sign from north korea (famous for being one of the most brutal dictatorships ever)

And you believe North Korea’s version? Yeah, right.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12866 "2024-11-23T10:01:30Z")

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Split this topic on November 23, 2024, 10:01am UTC

A post was split to a new topic: [Trock 6 posts merged](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trock-6-posts-merged/1010661)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12867 "2024-11-23T07:18:53Z")

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Good grief people, do you really need to reply to them? They’ll be gone soon enough.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12869 "2024-11-23T12:15:03Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> However, thanks, Socko, “clutching pears” is going to be my new favourite saying.

That’s kind of fun.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12870 "2024-11-23T13:19:18Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> However, thanks, Socko, “clutching pears” is going to be my new favourite saying.

My favorite fruits: cling peaches and clutch pears. 🤔

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**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12871 "2024-11-23T13:33:40Z")

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In a way you have to admire a troll who post his first post (in that incarnation) in the right thread. Not many would care.  
/sarcasm

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12872 "2024-11-23T18:21:32Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> However, thanks, Socko, “clutching pears” is going to be my new favourite saying.

I think that expression originated in the Bosc Country region of Spain 😉

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**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12873 "2024-11-23T18:24:26Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> I think that expression originated in the Bosc Country region of Spain 😉

I don’t care for seckelar comedy

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12874 "2024-11-23T18:41:39Z")

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We could all use some comice relief.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12875 "2024-11-23T22:05:48Z")

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It’s _The Simpsons_’s fault.

Bartlett this happen.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12876 "2024-11-24T02:14:49Z")

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And now it’s another first-time poster with a very interesting topic about prosthetics and blindfolds…

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12877 "2024-11-24T02:14:50Z")

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They’re now called kpajok and started a thread in MPSISMs asking for thoughts about a news story from 2015.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12878 "2024-11-24T02:31:07Z")

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And already cornfielded. Thank you, Aspenglow!

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12879 "2024-11-24T02:31:55Z")

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No problem. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12880 "2024-11-24T02:46:36Z")

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Split this topic on November 24, 2024, 2:46am UTC

A post was merged into an existing topic: [When does advising precautions become victim-blaming?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-does-advising-precautions-become-victim-blaming/1010696/3)

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12881 "2024-11-24T02:47:41Z")

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Split this topic on November 24, 2024, 2:47am UTC

A post was merged into an existing topic: [When does advising precautions become victim-blaming?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-does-advising-precautions-become-victim-blaming/1010696/4)

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12882 "2024-11-24T03:02:48Z")

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Wow, must be a slow Saturday night out in trockland.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/12883 "2024-11-24T03:08:08Z")

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Split this topic on November 24, 2024, 3:08am UTC

A post was merged into an existing topic: [When does advising precautions become victim-blaming?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-does-advising-precautions-become-victim-blaming/1010696/5)

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