# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13005 "2024-12-22T14:57:27Z")

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Obvious troll GymCoach in that FQ YMC Nude swimming thread, and unfortunately Spoons fell for it and is probably going to have to eat a warning.

@Spoons, that isn’t really a PE teacher, you got played.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13006 "2024-12-22T15:07:47Z")

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Good call. And I think that thread needs to be permanently closed.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13007 "2024-12-22T15:08:26Z")

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I actually agree, but not my forum.

Meanwhile, obvious troll is banned. I’m finishing the behind the scenes stuff.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13008 "2024-12-22T18:44:52Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> @Spoons, that isn’t really a PE teacher, you got played.

Well, it’s not the first time.

Thanks, **W\_E**.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13009 "2024-12-22T19:29:14Z")

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Glad it got sorted before the machinery kicked in.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13010 "2024-12-22T20:10:39Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> My first though when I noticed it was that he was hacked. Drinking would be worse.

I reached out to him by DM. He replied, but basically just said, “I’m fine”. But honestly, those posts don’t seem terribly out of character to me. He often posts something off-topic that’s silly or social or both, and that’s pretty much what those posts were. My guess is he was drunk and thought it would be funny to bump a lot of threads. And he was still in control enough to do it in the pit, where he was unlikely to get into any real trouble.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13011 "2024-12-22T20:17:45Z")

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He probably should have earned a suspension for that though. You ended up letting him off very easy. We don’t want to encourage such behavior or excuse it and have a rule that is basically against it.

But hey, I just got **Spoons** out of trouble, so I guess we’ll call it a Holiday leeway or something.

I hate to see Trolls succeed and that troll I removed this morning was trying to get a rise out of posters.

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Your welcome @Spoons. He was a bit of an old school troll as opposed to the more boring Trocks we mostly get these days.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13012 "2024-12-22T20:19:31Z")

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Apropos of nothing in particular, is there a rule against drunken posting?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13013 "2024-12-22T20:24:09Z")

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No, but bumping/spamming a bunch of threads there is a rule against. Mostly this rule:

**Excessive posts.** Do not post the same or similar messages or threads to multiple forums; multiple threads on the same topic; or an excessive number of threads on any topic within a limited period of time.

[From the TOS](https://boards.straightdope.com/tos):

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13014 "2024-12-22T20:31:00Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> You ended up letting him off very easy.

Miller closed those reports, not me. I didn’t moderate at all, i just reached out to him because i was worried about him.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13015 "2024-12-22T20:32:20Z")

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Oh, sorry about that. Makes sense.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13016 "2024-12-22T21:06:01Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Meanwhile, obvious troll is banned. I’m finishing the behind the scenes stuff.

Huh, he reported a post in that thread and said he was going to leave in a huff if it wasn’t moderated.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13017 "2024-12-22T21:10:13Z")

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Well then he shouldn’t mind. He actually reported two posts that I saw, but I didn’t really read them for details. When he showed up I thought he was a troll.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13018 "2024-12-23T07:21:39Z")

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User **Lisalrby** joined the site 28 minutes ago and their first and only post, five minutes later, is in the “yacht rock” thread in Cafe Society where they’ve posted a single paragraph that I’m pretty sure is what you’d get if you copy-pasted the thread title into ChatGPT, and it has a bare link to google dot com on the end.

I suspect trollery or at least general shenanigans of some description.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13019 "2024-12-23T14:28:46Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I suspect trollery or at least general shenanigans of some description.

Gone already.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13020 "2024-12-25T05:29:09Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Please don’t pick a fight with **Beckdawrek** in this thread, take it to hers if you must.

_“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”_

Take it to the War on Beck Room, 'K?Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13021 "2024-12-25T05:44:02Z")

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Well, that’s uncalled for.

I ain’t said a word.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13022 "2024-12-25T05:47:42Z")

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Beck, I’m not dissing you. Just pointing out the silliness of “Don’t slam Beck in _this_ Pit thread, slam her in a _different_ Pit thread instead.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13023 "2024-12-25T05:49:33Z")

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Oh, well. In that case. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13024 "2025-01-08T18:08:10Z")

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I think everyone here has probably already noticed troll **Bbbb**. Their schtick of “I really hate Elon, but it’s so hard to criticize him because he’s such a genius” is a bit transparent.

Something tells me this ain’t their first rodeo around these parts.

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