# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13128 "2025-01-27T19:16:25Z")

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**1 & 3**

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13129 "2025-01-27T19:30:25Z")

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And this is why human moderation \> AI moderation!

Well done good sir!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13130 "2025-01-27T19:37:50Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> And this is why human moderation \> AI moderation!

**YOUR POSTING PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN RESTRICTED BY BAN-GPT**

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13131 "2025-01-27T21:08:56Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> YOUR POSTING PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN RESTRICTED BY BAN-GPT

Crap, Discobot grew a brain!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13132 "2025-01-27T21:16:51Z")

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And an attitude.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13133 "2025-01-27T22:18:04Z")

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Jack boots wielded by hack bots.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13134 "2025-01-28T00:11:51Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> And an attitude.

Discobot has always had that. The only real question now is whether any of us will be spared in the coming discopocalypse.

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13135 "2025-01-28T00:11:52Z")

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> 🔮 Reply hazy, try again

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13136 "2025-01-28T01:48:35Z")

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All the ash and smoke from Armageddon can make things hazy, yeah.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13137 "2025-01-28T01:54:59Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> The only real question now is whether any of us will be spared in the coming discopocalypse.

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlord.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13138 "2025-01-28T22:21:11Z")

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I would reckon the “middle america” troll in the “tipping point historians” thread is “cruisin’ for a bruisin’” and should be gone soon.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13139 "2025-01-28T22:30:34Z")

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Looks to me like they chose to leave.

Good riddance.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13140 "2025-01-31T04:04:56Z")

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The Sandwich Heretic gets a lengthy time-out:

> [@Warning and 30-day Suspension for split\_p\_j for violating topic ban](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-and-30-day-suspension-for-split-p-j-for-violating-topic-ban/1013661):
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> After further review and discussion in the mod loop, staff have decided your posts in this thread were made in an effort to skirt your topic ban by not being specific about what conspiracy theory(ies) you’re referencing. Accordingly, this is a formal Warning for violating your topic ban. Additionally, we are imposing a 30-day suspension of your posting privileges. Once your privileges are reinstated, any further discussion by you about conspiracy theories of any sort will result in an immedi…

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13141 "2025-01-31T22:22:48Z")

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FYI, the name references a Fender bass guitar, not a sandwich. Either way, time-out time.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13142 "2025-01-31T22:25:04Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> FYI, the name references a Fender bass guitar, not a sandwich.

I choose to interpret it as “split pajamas”; as in, you bend over wearing pajamas and the seat of your pants split open.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13143 "2025-01-31T22:26:00Z")

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Ha…I like that interpretation!

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13144 "2025-02-03T02:35:31Z")

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> [@We\_re\_wolves\_not\_werewolves is…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-re-wolves-not-werewolves-is/1013355/8):
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> Any time I see a new poster come in and post a thread with some softball, easily googled question, my presumption is “troll doing a ‘look how normal I am’ routine” before they spring into active trolling.

Classic example would be this first time thread: **What the heck is vinegar and what is it even made from?**

Are they necessarily a troll? No. But is it the kind of introductory post a troll would make? Sure is!

Time will tell…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13145 "2025-02-03T06:54:04Z")

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Saw that too, and made the same assumption. Considered reporting it (“no violation, but keep it on the radar”) but the mods have enough to do I suspect.

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**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13146 "2025-02-03T17:20:41Z")

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Yeah that was … a suspiciously naive level of ignorance. Fighting ignorance is part of the community byline though, and I think we need to be wary of gatekeeping. We need to keep in mind that most people aren’t as intellectually curious and technically inquisitive as the typical doper.

Trolls are annoying and some of them really stretch the leash before the of hammer comes down. I think the moderators here do an excellent job though over all.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13147 "2025-02-03T18:04:50Z")

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> [@FluffyBob](#):
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> most people aren’t as intellectually curious and technically inquisitive as the typical doper.

I haven’t seen the “Here, let me Google that for you” gadget on here for quite a while. Has its use been forbidden? Because I thought this case (and the one for potash) would have been perfect uses.

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