# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ec9cab/32.png) [@MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MW_Degen_Gamblr)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13410 "2025-04-29T21:50:07Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> > [@MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](#):
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> > Am I SDMB’s village idiot, a troll, or a college student taking a creative writing course?
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> They’re not mutually exclusive, you know.

Creative writing student? _Creative writing student_? 😂

I still can’t get over that one. And it is stirring up insecurities. Troll? People will accuse others of being trolls for any and every ridiculous reason. But, creative writing student? That’s out there!

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13411 "2025-04-29T22:01:20Z")

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> [@MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](#):
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> People will accuse others of being trolls for any and every ridiculous reason.

And in this thread be, almost, 100% correct.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13412 "2025-04-29T22:04:18Z")

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> [@MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](#):
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> But, creative writing student? That’s out there!

Heh..

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13413 "2025-04-29T23:14:00Z")

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> [@MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](#):
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> Because real people can’t have real emotions?

The Venn diagram of new posters sharing deeply personal sensational stories and new trolls sharing deeply personal sensational stories is nearly a complete circle. You very well may be an outlier, but I wouldn’t… put money on it.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13414 "2025-04-30T00:08:55Z")

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@MW_Degen_Gamblr, word of advice, coming into the Troll thread to defend yourself and/or engage, rarely does anyone any good. Better off heading back to #Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share and doing your thing there.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13415 "2025-04-30T00:36:11Z")

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If **MW\_Degen\_Gamblr** is a troll (not going to “@” him here to attract more attention) then he’s a particularly well scripted one. So he’s either genuine, or a TWAP (“Troll With A Plan”). Based on the evidence so far, and also because most people are idiots, I strongly suspect the former – a genuine gambler with a genuine problem. But I’ve been wrong before.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13416 "2025-04-30T00:55:04Z")

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I do not consider him a brand new poster.

He came in with a story about gambling  
So it seems plausible to me its an ongoing concern with him.

He is brusque, sometimes a little too TMI.  
It’s easy to be more open online about touchy subjects. Good grief the stuff people say on this board curls my hair some days.

Yes, listen to What Exit. It never pays to give the troll hunters, pendantics any more ammo.  
Stay in your thread.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13417 "2025-04-30T01:09:39Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> but I wouldn’t… put money on it.

Even if you had a gut feeling that slot was going to bust wide open for you?

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13418 "2025-04-30T11:25:37Z")

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This thread has really been paying out lately.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13419 "2025-04-30T13:50:58Z")

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Could he be an [**advantage**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advantage_gambling) troll, though?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13420 "2025-04-30T14:01:24Z")

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> [@MW\_Degen\_Gamblr](#):
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> Ok, in that racial ratio thread, I was actually more curious about the whites. Because it is the whites who are mostly absent after 10pm on weeknights. If you dont believe me, go out there and see how demographics change the later it gets. And Im excluding employees, im talking about random people out and about.

Then why did ask “Among blacks, Asians, and Hispanics…is being out late less taboo?” if you were actually asking about what White people do???

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13421 "2025-04-30T14:02:25Z")

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Maybe you could start a thread for this?  
Let this one get back to normal.

> **How to Reply as a linked Topic**
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> Click Reply, in the upper left corner of the reply window is the reply type button, _looks like a curving arrow point to the right_.
> 
> Choose **Reply as linked topic** and it starts a new thread. As an example, you can choose GD, IMHO or The Pit for it.
> 
> That is actually the best method.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13422 "2025-04-30T15:47:42Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Let this one get back to normal.

Define “normal”…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13423 "2025-04-30T15:49:43Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Define “normal” …

[conforming](https://www.google.com/search?num=10&sca_esv=647936d85f11601f&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS989US989&sxsrf=AHTn8zoobjpXR755ZneLnYUrGNGbB8jvaA:1746028131468&q=conforming&si=APYL9bsHRxpYwvvSTGj17LkMtmwDaZmQOu39BDc9owOS0NMFVI4qrQrwxecZJc1f3lrGogaliJYZe3wh7R36SAyJh3TEiJR-HiRJxbu4vc7OyywyyiLwcLU%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwje66zUjYCNAxXtElkFHUjALeEQyecJegQIIxAR) to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13424 "2025-04-30T17:15:42Z")

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Other than the patriot hoping his patriotic car wouldn’t be vandalized by those roaming bands of radical leftists a couple of days ago, we haven’t had an unabashed Trolly McTrollface show up in quite awhile.

IOW: It’s quiet. Too quiet.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13425 "2025-04-30T17:25:08Z")

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That one was very blatant. One of our Trocks I believe.  
Registered and didn’t post for about 6 months and then pure troll thread.

Barely read in all that time, which is no surprise. Real weak sauce trolling OP.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13426 "2025-04-30T17:47:23Z")

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Let’s put it this way. That was so trolly even **I** figured it out before @HMS_Irruncible called the troll out in so many words. And I’m about the most troll-blind regular around here.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13427 "2025-04-30T18:04:42Z")

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Do they let you fly with troll-blindness, or is that new since retirement?

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**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13428 "2025-04-30T18:15:01Z")

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He’d have to wear correction

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13429 "2025-04-30T18:15:35Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Do they let you fly with troll-blindness

Only if your flight route goes under bridges.

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