# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 446
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13430 "2025-04-30T18:18:41Z")
Regular troll glasses, [![](https://www.sunstaches.com/cdn/shop/products/SG3737_3.jpg?v=1602537586) ](https://www.sunstaches.com/cdn/shop/products/SG3737_3.jpg?v=1602537586) Obvious troll glasses, [![](https://www.sunstaches.com/cdn/shop/products/SG3736.jpg?v=1602536107) ](https://www.sunstaches.com/cdn/shop/products/SG3736.jpg?v=1602536107) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13431 "2025-04-30T18:41:47Z")
Ooh, sparkly. That makes me want to tell a Penthouse-style story, but squickier. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13432 "2025-04-30T18:43:33Z")
I think the FAA will let you get away with wearing leprechaun-tact lenses. They’re about 63% sensitive for troll spotting. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13433 "2025-04-30T18:46:26Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Obvious troll glasses, 🎶 Hey! I’m not giving up today There’s nothing getting in my way And if you block my account I will make another trock! 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13434 "2025-04-30T18:57:05Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Let’s put it this way. That was so trolly even **I** figured it out before @HMS_Irruncible called the troll out in so many words. And I’m about the most troll-blind regular around here. Can I please say though that if you want to call out a troll, either flag them, or if they’re still at the “(im)plausible deniability” stage, trash talk them here? I and the others really _don’t_ want to have to give a note or worse, a warning to someone who is attacking the poster, not the post outside the Pit, _especially_ if it’s for someone who may well be gone soon. (this is not even a mod-nudge, this is just me asking you fine folks to not hurt yourselves when the inevitable urge to poke with a stick arises, and -this- thread is the place to poke 'em) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13435 "2025-04-30T19:19:41Z")
> [@susan](#): > > Ooh, sparkly. That makes me want to tell a Penthouse-style story, but squickier. Include a My Little Pony and it’ll get real squicky real quick! Very pink, very sparkly, and very, very squicky. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13436 "2025-05-01T05:30:39Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > That was so trolly Ah, yes, the trolly problem. How do you get one trolley to kill as many trolls as possible when there is a split track followed by 5 trolls on one path versus 1 on the other? You leave the switch in an intermediate position to cause the trolley to derail, turn sideways, and wipe out the trolls on _both_ tracks. The trolly problem. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13437 "2025-05-01T05:46:26Z")
Or this [old-but-good solution.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4) ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13438 "2025-05-02T15:24:13Z")
Newly activated sleeper trock at `https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-toadies-are-coming-after-wikipedia/1017779/6` ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13439 "2025-05-02T15:40:15Z")
Wow, 15 years. That’s some ‘[The Americans](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2149175/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_in_0_q_The%2520americans)’-level sleeper trocking. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13440 "2025-05-02T15:43:41Z")
Or just someone that believes what he’s saying. Righty doesn’t equal troll. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13441 "2025-05-02T15:49:40Z")
True. It does seem to be a well-aimed turd thrown into an attractive target of a punchbowl, though. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13442 "2025-05-02T15:58:03Z")
That was my thought too. Look at their activity and be amazed. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13443 "2025-05-02T16:17:52Z")
Due process, of course, but no one here is going to be surprised by the outcome. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13444 "2025-05-02T16:30:57Z")
The post is consistent with their activity way back when. Could be somebody who was googling for a place to talk about this specific topic (happens all the time here) and either remembered their account or were reminded when they tried to register with their existing email address. Still, I think the expected outcome for “account reactivated solely to gloat/argue about a political issue” is a lot of anger followed by a “this is why the SDMB is dying!” followed by either death by mod or an explicit request to be banned. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13445 "2025-05-02T17:00:51Z")
Or they go back to not posting again and it was effectively a semi-random drive-by. We get a lot of those. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13446 "2025-05-03T20:30:21Z")
I recall 2-4 years ago we had some long-ago malcontent pop up, announce that it had been x years since their last post, and they didn’t much care for the ideas in some thread just then. Got pretty indignant about how stupid we all were. Evidently our topic had triggered their pet hobby horse & somehow they found it amidst the vastness of the internet. I swatted 'em pretty hard since the thread they trashed was in the Pit. The said they’d be back in a few years to bitch about something else on this very shitty & mean messageboard we had. Good riddance says I, even it is just temporary riddance for very slow-moving values of “temporary”. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13447 "2025-05-03T20:39:05Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > Can I please say though that if you want to call out a troll, either flag them, or if they’re still at the “(im)plausible deniability” stage, trash talk them here? Even better, flag them even if they are still at the plausible deniability stage. We mods have access to more information about posters than ordinary members do, and some of us are very good at recognizing the distinctive tells of some of our repeat offenders, so even if the post you’re reporting isn’t quite enough by itself, we might still be able to ban them. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13448 "2025-05-03T23:13:05Z")
**cladking** Returns in “What were your favorite lunatic theories on the SDMB?” With the disingenuous position that his favorite lunatic pyramid and ancient languages theories are not… well, lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13449 "2025-05-03T23:17:31Z")
He should be the spokesman for that thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=445) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=447)