# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 450
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13510 "2025-05-10T01:09:38Z")
Bingo! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13511 "2025-05-10T02:12:51Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Heck, I have an AWESOME sculpture made from scrap parts welded together that looks like a xenomorph from the _Aliens_ franchise. It looks surprisingly detailed and faithful to the film monster, but if you look closely you’ll see screws and bits of wire. (And the tail is part of a bicycle chain.) It’s one of my proudest possessions, particularly because I got it for about $60 at the Emerald City Comicon years ago, which I still think is a steal. This thing was hand-made by some guy who most have spent hours on it. Wicked cool! I have a spider, a long-legged bull, and a large stegosaurus all put together with scrap iron, all bought from the artists. They’re fabulous. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13512 "2025-05-10T02:26:24Z")
I have a Roadrunner garden sculpture made from engine parts. About 4ft tall, had a garish paint job at first. It is nearly all rusted now. Which I like better. Bought from an artist local to Hot Springs, Ark. Less than $100. After clear, rusty nail is my favorite color. (Oh sorry, we’re having an art show where are the troll hunters? 😄) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13513 "2025-05-11T01:11:23Z")
@songsoflovetrouble banned as troll tonight. Already being discussed in modloop and started an ATMB thread tonight that only a frequent flyer would. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13514 "2025-05-11T02:39:19Z")
> [@Why have conservatives left this message board?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-have-conservatives-left-this-message-board/1017016/176): > > What’s silly is entertaining anything coming from a trock like you. Glad there was enough evidence to prove it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13515 "2025-05-13T17:25:10Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@wguy123](#): > > > > things fall apart > > _…the centerfield cannot hold…_ Van Gogh, The Offpsring, Yeats _and_ baseball referenced in the same brief post-- in pun form. Quite the multiculturalist! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13516 "2025-05-13T17:41:19Z")
And with all that said, they recently lost 21-0. Sting like a bee, float like a butterfly. That is not the Rockies. They are hoping to implement the Little League 10-run rule to get to their Coors a bit quicker. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13517 "2025-05-13T21:59:36Z")
I have to get _some_ use out of the nonsense in my head. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13518 "2025-05-14T01:17:39Z")
You’ve come to the right place. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13519 "2025-05-14T09:31:56Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > @songsoflovetrouble banned as troll tonight. Fun fact: “Songsoflovetrouble” anagrams to “Troll boss of En Vogue”. _Never gonna get it, never gonna get it…_ ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13520 "2025-05-22T10:07:19Z")
What’s the deal with the new Nylon dude? Fetishist? Trollist? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13521 "2025-05-22T10:19:30Z")
> [@saje](#): > > What’s the deal with the new Nylon dude? He’s a 61 year old straight younger looking male. He keeps in shape and has dark hair and blue eyes. He’s well traveled. Has lived in a few countries and speaks a few languages. He’s interested in chatting with ladies or couples re vintage sheer hosiery and lingerie. He has fond memories or exes wearing. He’s interested also in chatting about travel, languages and fitness. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13522 "2025-05-22T13:06:39Z")
This thread has been nylon’ed by the Nylon’ist! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13523 "2025-05-22T13:07:15Z")
Too late, he’s been run off. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13524 "2025-05-22T13:53:27Z")
I’m guessing it’s a (nylon) sock of that poster who kept posing as a lady getting horny rubbing hose-covered legs together in public. See an example here: > [@Trolls R Us Resurrections](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections/950518/9846): > > fascination! Really doesn’t know! How exclamation marks work! htt ps://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-love-nylon-stockings/579652/ (Bumped the thread! At the end!) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13525 "2025-05-22T13:55:59Z")
A fairly good chance, I actually closed all 4 threads bumped this time so maybe they’ll give up. ---
**Author:** ![JacobSwan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@JacobSwan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JacobSwan)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13526 "2025-05-22T15:42:47Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Too late, he’s been run off. Suspended or suspenders? ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13527 "2025-05-22T15:46:53Z")
Hosed. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13528 "2025-05-22T15:49:16Z")
Exactly ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13529 "2025-05-22T15:54:44Z")
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