# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13530 "2025-05-22T16:13:20Z")

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The sheer effrontery!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13531 "2025-05-22T17:04:01Z")

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If the sock fits, wear it.

Good thing they got the boot.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13532 "2025-05-22T18:36:23Z")

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These puns are wearing thin on my sole.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13533 "2025-05-22T19:47:34Z")

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Nice to have our resident gumshoes out there burning shoe leather hunting down these heels.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13534 "2025-05-22T20:14:54Z")

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Darn. I can barely keep instep with you punsters.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13535 "2025-05-22T20:16:32Z")

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As Sherlock Holmes never said, “The blame’s afoot.”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13536 "2025-05-22T20:22:42Z")

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At least your socks are mended. 😉

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13537 "2025-05-22T20:24:35Z")

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To sock, or not toe sock, that is the question.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13538 "2025-05-22T20:53:50Z")

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I thought that was Playtoe…

…or maybe Sockratease.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13539 "2025-05-22T20:59:38Z")

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If the Pit is good for anything, it’s a bunch of pointless spats

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**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13540 "2025-05-23T14:13:58Z")

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Bunch of loafers!

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13541 "2025-05-23T14:51:40Z")

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What a croc this whole argument is.

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**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13542 "2025-05-23T16:37:19Z")

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You people are monsters.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13543 "2025-05-24T02:36:17Z")

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We lost [the President](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-adams-says-he-is-dying/1018677/77).

IMO, it struck me as more joke than troll, but honestly the schtick would’ve gotten old _real_ fast.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13544 "2025-05-24T04:10:47Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> IMO, it struck me as more joke than troll, but honestly the schtick would’ve gotten old _real_ fast.

I’m amused that you linked to your own post to out a troll.

🤣

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13545 "2025-05-24T04:16:30Z")

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Was worth a resigned chuckle, and then, to the cornfield.

Which buys us all just a bit more time of peace… one that must end one day. Pray ye that the peace lasts beyond the ken of men!

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13546 "2025-05-24T06:47:31Z")

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I didn’t think it would get disappeared so quickly. ☹

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13547 "2025-05-24T07:26:33Z")

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Maybe your post worked!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13548 "2025-05-24T09:38:41Z")

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It was already processed before I saw @Leaper’s post.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13549 "2025-05-24T13:10:04Z")

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To those wondering what all the hubbub was about: someone chimed in said thread around 11 pm last night, his handle IIRC “PresidentDonaldJTrump” replete with that faux-Churchillian scowl pic from a few years back, giving Scott Adams some moral support, as such.

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