# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 467
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13850 "2025-07-23T18:52:17Z")
“Was it something that they said? Or are the voices in your head?” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13851 "2025-07-23T18:54:31Z")
Genuine mental illness is a terrible sight to behold. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13852 "2025-07-23T19:42:17Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > One of those (have you ever been harassed for your hobbies) also seems to either trolling or paranoid delusions: > > > I’ve had a few situations where random people wanted to attack me over what music I was listening to… That is the funniest thing I have read all day. I don’t care if he’s full of shit. Please don’t chase this guy away. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13853 "2025-07-23T20:52:24Z")
Hey, we have a live obvious troll is obvious in CS, in the fictional things getting real thread. Choochoosomethingsomething, crapping all over Star Trek, one of the easiest buttons to press to annoy at least half of all Dopers. And how they feed them. Joined two days ago. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13854 "2025-07-23T20:59:00Z")
Please flag, that one I’m not familiar with. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13855 "2025-07-23T20:59:06Z")
“Black people don’t listen to Laura Brannigan” is genuinely hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13856 "2025-07-23T21:02:48Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Please flag, that one I’m not familiar with. Alright, done. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13857 "2025-07-23T21:05:02Z")
I apologize for feeding that one. I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13858 "2025-07-23T21:07:15Z")
Thank you, reviewing. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13859 "2025-07-23T21:17:40Z")
Thanks, @What_Exit, for cleaning up that train wreck. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13860 "2025-07-23T21:22:48Z")
I’m glad they were mentioned here, I had a note to watch that one, but sadly no software to actively watch them, I either shortcut to them or wait for a flag to come in. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13861 "2025-07-23T21:23:24Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > “Black people don’t listen to Laura Brannigan” is genuinely hilarious. Laura Branigan was an American treasure taken too soon. Who doesn’t like “Self Control”? Or “Gloria”? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13862 "2025-07-23T21:24:17Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Thanks, @What_Exit, for cleaning up that train wreck. I see what you did there. I’m now wondering if he named himself after the old Good ‘n’ Plenty mascot or the Stephen King horror train. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ExSlyoVTX3I/hqdefault.jpg "1950s \*Good & Plenty\* Candy Commercial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13863 "2025-07-24T13:38:42Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > One of the other tech support guys who was just over a couple of cubicles from me had a direct phone line that was just one digit away from the phone number you can call to talk to a prisoner. For a time my phone number was one digit different than a beauty salon and spa in the area. Most callers tipped when I’d answer, “Hullo,” instead of, “Continental,” but this one woman must have had a list in her hands she was very keen on. I understood shampoo and haircut but got lost after that with things I don’t remember. When she finally wound down I said, “Okay, but you probably won’t like it.” … “Isn’t this Continental?” “No, Ma’am, but I’ll do my best!” She laughed. “You’re right. I’d probably be disappointed,” and we both hung up. ---
**Author:** ![ByuBilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@ByuBilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ByuBilly)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13864 "2025-07-24T16:51:35Z")
That to me screams textbook fabrication. People in the real world even when harassing ppl don’t speak like that in that manner. I don’t believe a word of it. I would hazard a guess the “real” poster is white and trying desperately to frame himself as a “white” black guy and how no one ever believes its real… kinda schtick. Setting up for some “colinfred” level material… ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13865 "2025-07-24T17:08:10Z")
Unless you play your music too loud, nobody cares what music you listen to. Certainly not a series of random strangers _everywhere you go_. This is some weird dystopian fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13866 "2025-07-24T17:33:03Z")
Except on TikTok and Reels. Then everybody is a “Karen telling me I can’t put my garbage can on my own driveway!!!” ---
**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13867 "2025-08-12T18:44:17Z")
I see werewolf dude is at it again in the Kim Davis thread. Just gonna lay down some stupid Fox talking points and walk along whistling. Such a fucking Troll. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13868 "2025-08-13T08:51:05Z")
Some trock has just popped up in ATMB to post a really quite sad string of insults as their first post. Apparently we’re all living rent-free in their head. I’m guessing they’ll be gone very very soon. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13869 "2025-08-13T10:19:10Z")
I ran across an interesting forum bug thanks to that thread. I saw it when it was originally posted (before anyone had even commented on it) and knew it would be gone soon. The SMDB page was still open in a tab when I came back just now and it still showed up in the 3 most recent posts for ATMB, but with a couple of responses. I clicked and at the bottom it had an icon and the note that it had been unlisted (the same icon was at the beginning of the thread title) [![](https://i.imgur.com/U7PNOmv.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/U7PNOmv.jpeg) I then refreshed the front page and that thread is now gone. So for some reason the software refreshed the replies from 0 to 2 but didn’t automatically remove the thread from view and allowed me to click on it even though it should have been visible to mods only by then. It wasn’t until I manually refreshed the front page that it became invisible to me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=466) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=468)