# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 469
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13890 "2025-08-15T00:00:50Z")
If you pop your fingers to the backbeat of Charlie Parker, you’re a hepcat. Will that do? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13891 "2025-08-15T00:28:50Z")
I’m down with that. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13892 "2025-08-15T00:59:05Z")
Oddly enough, technically I _am_ a Bob, even though nobody has ever called me that. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13893 "2025-08-15T02:32:41Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > While I doubt it in this particular case, it is an actual name used by actual people - that’s how the gun got its name. One of my bosses earlier in my life was a more different Israeli named Uzi. Then there’s the Israeli singer-songwriter with the ultimate tough-guy name: **[Uzi Hitman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi_Hitman)**. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13894 "2025-08-15T06:26:26Z")
Linking to my previous post for context. **Uzi** is still trolling like mad in the Mark Carney thread in P&E. His current tack: the CBC (the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, which I consider to be one of the most objective and ethical news organizations anywhere) is so far-left and biased that they are now supporting Hamas, refusing to call them terrorists! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13895 "2025-08-16T17:13:34Z")
Somehow this was posted in the wrong thread, > [@Mild Pitting of Beck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/686): > > Rehabilitated to conform to what? Your idea of a malleable minion? What a load of shit from an obvious trock whose main role is to spew diarrheic drive by complaints and whining, useless fucking poster, if there ever was one. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13896 "2025-08-16T18:09:54Z")
Spewsmostlycrap aka @crowmanyclouds > [@Mild Pitting of Beck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/685): > > Remember, that thread is to complain about the behavior of posters that we think can be rehabilitated. Rehabilitated to conform to what? Your idea of a malleable minion? What a load of shit from an obvious trock whose main role is to spew diarrheic drive by complaints and whining, useless fucking poster, if there ever was one. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13897 "2025-08-16T18:19:51Z")
> [@chela](#): > > Rehabilitated to conform to what? Your idea of a malleable minion? I don’t know. Why don’t you take this argument, that this thread is about making posters into “malleable minions”, up with the OP and the other posters in the thread. I’m sure they’ll have lots to tell you! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13898 "2025-08-16T18:32:31Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I don’t know. That’s what I thought. You don’t know shit. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13899 "2025-08-16T18:35:06Z")
I know accusations of trocking go in this thread. That puts me one up on you! Also, _not knowing a thing_ is not the same as _not knowing anything_. You can tell because there’s a _n_ and a _y_ in one but not the other. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13900 "2025-08-16T18:40:57Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I’m sure they’ll have lots to tell you! Snow crows For you and your “friends” ![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/7xDJdGgLwl0AAAAC/ice-cream-poop.gif "Ice Cream Poop GIF - Ice cream Poop Snowman - Discover & Share GIFs") ---
**Author:** ![We\_re\_wolves\_not\_werewolves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@We\_re\_wolves\_not\_werewolves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/We_re_wolves_not_werewolves)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13901 "2025-08-16T19:05:20Z")
> [@FluffyBob](#): > > Last week I gave some clown in a pick up with ‘Alberta 51st state’ and ‘Trump’ stickers two middle fingers. He waved for me to come talk to him. I told him I had nothing more to say to traitors like him, which he of course thought was hilarious. lol, and _he’s_ the clown? You’re a fucking child ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13902 "2025-08-17T01:05:28Z")
Wow, _two_ trolls posting in the thread, practically simultaneously! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13903 "2025-08-17T02:25:47Z")
You _assume_ it is two… ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13904 "2025-08-17T05:33:02Z")
I don’t see even one of them! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13905 "2025-08-22T00:53:09Z")
All posts hidden. **ASL** talks to himself everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13906 "2025-08-24T01:59:20Z")
So, neitherscout: loon, troll, or loony troll? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13907 "2025-08-24T02:03:28Z")
Yes and now banned. Latest race baiting blog post cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13908 "2025-08-24T02:14:53Z")
Damn it! I was compiling _loon, troll, or loony troll_ is multiple Asian languages… ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13909 "2025-08-24T02:18:08Z")
I was just amused that he was convinced that that Elastagirl and Shrinking Violet are Asian. [![](https://media.wltx.com/assets/TEGNANC/images/fec1648f-e6c5-422f-bb6a-0b14fe557444/fec1648f-e6c5-422f-bb6a-0b14fe557444_1140x641.jpg) ](https://media.wltx.com/assets/TEGNANC/images/fec1648f-e6c5-422f-bb6a-0b14fe557444/fec1648f-e6c5-422f-bb6a-0b14fe557444_1140x641.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=468) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=470)