# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5400 "2022-01-13T23:08:16Z")

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20+ years of posting, somewhere north of 20,000 posts, and y’all are bent out of shape by a handful.

I’m ok with getting a few dozen wrong out of 20,000.

YMMV.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5401 "2022-01-13T23:24:06Z")

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To be fair, you were repeatedly asking questions that had been thoroughly answered previously in the thread. It did kind of look like you were doing it on purpose.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5402 "2022-01-13T23:36:03Z")

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The loop I often find myself sucked in to is I make a post and person A, B and C respond to it so I respond to person A, B and C on the same topic. Then they respond to me. And the cycle continues.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5403 "2022-01-14T00:29:04Z")

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So you’re posting on automatic, and can’t stop to think that multiple parallel discussions in one topic end up repeating information unnecessarily. You don’t know how to multi-quote to answer them all in one post. I see.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5404 "2022-01-14T00:33:16Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> it’s annoying how **WaM** was just so awful, but the other poster gets the warning.

It’s like hockey; The first guy who slashes you across the ankles trying to injure you gets away with it, but you get two minutes for shoving him.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5405 "2022-01-14T00:39:16Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> The loop I often find myself sucked in to is I make a post and person A, B and C respond to it so I respond to person A, B and C on the same topic. Then they respond to me. And the cycle continues.

Why in the world would you reply to someone and not read their reply before commenting the same thing to someone else? Heck, why would you assume that you need to ask the same question again when everyone can see your reply?

And why would you ask for a factual answer to a question, and then argue with the answer given?

Here’s a test: will you notice this post before you finish the one you are currently typing? Or at least notice it during the edit period?

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5406 "2022-01-14T00:39:41Z")

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Kinda shocking how bent-out-of-shape you are over that thread.

Living rent free in your head makes it all worth it.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5407 "2022-01-14T00:41:27Z")

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Because, if you respond to me I want to respond back to you. Maybe there is a nuance in your question. Or not…but if you replied to me I want to answer you. Not someone else.

In my mind it is not 10 people asking me if 2+2=4. It is individuals asking me and I feel I should answer each person.

Is it ideal on the SDMB? Apparently not. But that’s how I see it and respond to it. Pile on all you like, that’s just how it works for me. Call me dumb all you like.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5408 "2022-01-14T00:48:09Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> Kinda shocking how bent-out-of-shape you are over that thread.
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> Living rent free in your head makes it all worth it.

For the record, I read through the thread, and found your replies . . . jerkish, but south of trolling. The comments above, that reads 100% troll. Think about what you’re ‘saying’. You aren’t coming out as the hero of the piece.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5409 "2022-01-14T00:49:05Z")

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This is more of a case of you asking if 2+2=4, ten people responding that it is, then you saying ten times that it isn’t.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5410 "2022-01-14T00:49:10Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> You aren’t coming out as the hero of the piece.

What made you think that was my goal?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5411 "2022-01-14T00:50:25Z")

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Since it wasn’t to find a factual answer to the question, what the fuck _was_ your goal?

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5412 "2022-01-14T00:52:55Z")

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The OP was always in my mind. We got sidetracked and I admit I ran down that road. Note it was not only me. I’m sure you will call me the Pied Piper who led everyone else astray because they couldn’t help themselves out of my mystical sway.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5413 "2022-01-14T00:54:11Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> Note it was not only me. I’m sure you will call me the Pied Piper who led everyone else astray because they couldn’t help themselves out of my mystical sway.

And I am pretty sure I won’t.  
Nice ego you’ve got there.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5414 "2022-01-14T00:55:06Z")

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Well…everyone thinks I should have stopped but, did they stop? (nope)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5415 "2022-01-14T00:57:06Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> The OP was always in my mind.

The OP was answered, but it wasn’t the answer you wanted, so you started to debate…and not very well.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5416 "2022-01-14T00:57:37Z")

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I wasn’t debating with myself. Others participated.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5417 "2022-01-14T00:58:53Z")

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Dipshit’s gonna disphit.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5418 "2022-01-14T00:58:55Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> I wasn’t debating with myself. Others participated.

Hey, fuckwad-Do you remember what forum you posted that question in? The others weren’t debating you, they were giving factually correct answers in a forum for that purpose. (changed “OP” to “question”)

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5419 "2022-01-14T01:00:12Z")

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Pot meet kettle.

Check who wrote the OP. (Hint: It was not me)

EDIT: Note @Czarcasm changed his post after this post to make it not stupid.

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