# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 470
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13910 "2025-08-24T02:40:51Z")
He was on troll watch and then disappeared for 7 month. He came back trolling hard. With only 12 posts, I pulled the plug. No need to bump it up. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13911 "2025-09-05T21:30:24Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > Zoobi and Magiver. Thank you. Again, don’t need to use code. Don’t need to make names unsearchable. It’s just _don’t @ them_. > > And may mod strike me down should it be otherwise. LOL, agree with Zoobi. LOL. LOL ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13912 "2025-09-09T03:49:50Z")
Hmm, can you make troll bacon or a troll out of bacon? seven\_bacon, _So… about protesters who block public roadways_, MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13913 "2025-09-09T04:36:20Z")
I was gonna post - if you step on the gas regardless of what’s in front of you you should have success if you can speed away afterwards. But then I thought naaa. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13914 "2025-09-09T05:11:43Z")
Or they might just be weird. Their last thread and reply was from last December and it was asking why people take vertical videos with phones. That didn’t seem like trolling, and this new thread _could_ have been a troll attempt but there wasn’t anything really inflammatory in it. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13915 "2025-09-09T05:15:26Z")
It got the inflammatory reply it was fishing for and now bacon can sit back and enjoy the sizzle. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13916 "2025-09-09T05:17:01Z")
They have read 4 posts, and their first thread generated 50+ replies. It was a low-effort shit-post that they didn’t even bother to follow up on. A classic “look how normal I am!” to kick things off, and then return after a long hiatus with a proper troll post. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13917 "2025-09-09T07:08:43Z")
That was a good one to flag, thankfully I had found it as part of my fast review of new threads. The velo post also looked like trolling, but too well established to process like one. Shame really. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13918 "2025-09-19T22:58:35Z")
**Fla\_Pamfuh** making a splash. Follow his/her user page for the several recent shit-posts. Reported, incidentally. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13919 "2025-09-19T23:03:40Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > Reported, incidentally. Same here, for their post in the “FBI to label trans activism as violent extremism” Pit thread. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13920 "2025-09-19T23:18:41Z")
Just a troll, goned. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13921 "2025-09-19T23:21:37Z")
That would explain why the thread went to the corn field just as I was about to respond. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13922 "2025-09-19T23:29:15Z")
“Fla-Pamfuh” is probably the sound a troll makes as it is sucked into the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13923 "2025-09-20T01:52:56Z")
[Or through an engine.](https://youtu.be/yXuhtZ9lh9A) ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13924 "2025-09-20T02:05:03Z")
I knew exactly what that link was. But I still had to click and watch it. Because I knew exactly what it was. ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13925 "2025-09-23T00:06:50Z")
I’m getting a whiff of old sock from **Pedro** > [@Trump ally and conservative pundit Charlie Kirk shot at Utah event \[now reported deceased, same date 10SEP2025\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-ally-and-conservative-pundit-charlie-kirk-shot-at-utah-event-now-reported-deceased-same-date-10sep2025/1022916/1371): > > I can certainly see how in isolation this quote you selected from all the hours of content he published can be considered racist. If you look at the totality of his work, at least the one I’m familiar with, it should dispel the notion that he is a horrible racist. More later. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13926 "2025-09-23T00:16:38Z")
> [@bobsmom101](#): > > I’m getting a whiff of old sock from **Pedro** Well, Pedro has been around since 2000, and has been a pretty prolific poster. Looking at their posting history, that does not in any way fit the behavior of a sock. Were they trolling in that thread you quoted? Maybe. But that’s not the same thing as being a sockpuppet. Someone with over 1,700 posts over 25 years, that’s just strange for a sock. Also, their posts are spread pretty wide over multiple categories. I think that latest thread is worthy of criticism, and again, I see a plausible argument about trolling, but sock, that doesn’t make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13927 "2025-09-23T00:22:06Z")
> [@bobsmom101](#): > > I’m getting a whiff of old sock from **Pedro** You’re not the only one. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13928 "2025-09-23T00:28:16Z")
I’m a sock who has been a member here for 25 years. You got me champ. Nothing gets by you. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/13929 "2025-09-23T00:28:28Z")
Been around since 2000. That would be quite a sock! Looks like a run-of-the-mill troll to me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=469) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=471)