# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 475
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14021 "2025-10-01T14:45:20Z")
I’m a token communist! That’s cool. ---
**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14022 "2025-10-01T15:04:05Z")
This whole thing has been pathetic honestly. Just because this is the pit doesn’t mean we have to always devolve into hostility. There were a few rational responses to this poster but mostly it was just vitriol. I get it, everyone is past their limit, but what was the point? Maybe there was no rational discussion to be had but if escalation is our only tool, nothing is accomplished. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14023 "2025-10-01T15:59:56Z")
My point, at least, was to attempt to strip away his blatantly false veneer of civility and good faith. He was a liar and hypocrite from the get-go, and the more he had to defend his statements the more he lied and accused us of what he himself was doing and the more evident it became, until all he had left was the usual “liberal tears/hivemind” bullshit. At which point I stopped engaging. ---
**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14024 "2025-10-01T17:19:50Z")
Yeah, Im not pointing out anyone specifically, and I recognize that some of you responded at least at first in the spirit of genuine dialog. I admire anyone that can remain un-emotional in discussion of such fiery politics. There is still a time and place to be angry and offended, and a time to walk away. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14025 "2025-10-01T18:25:01Z")
I wouldn’t even know how to contact Antifa. Are they listed in the phone book? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14026 "2025-10-01T18:27:11Z")
I live in Portland, and all residents are required to enlist when we move here. If you have any questions, please ask and I’ll consult the complimentary handbook I received when I arrived. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14027 "2025-10-01T18:28:45Z")
How is it Trump knew my Auntie Fah was in town before I did? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14028 "2025-10-01T19:56:37Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Get back to your thread and get out of this one. I don’t know why, but this cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14029 "2025-10-01T20:05:56Z")
All this time I thought people were anti-pho and was wondering why they were protesting against soup. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14030 "2025-10-01T20:46:04Z")
I moss that old restaurant chain, Pho Folks. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14031 "2025-10-01T23:53:16Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > > [@What\_Exit](#): > > > > Get back to your thread and get out of this one. > > I don’t know why, but this cracked me up. I immediately thought of that line from **The Wizard of Oz** : _You have no power here! Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too._ ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14032 "2025-10-02T00:23:23Z")
I prefer a version (partial quote) from Labyrinth: [“for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me!”](https://youtu.be/_MolWhOGhRc) Though elements of both roles applies to @What_Exit’s response and responsibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14033 "2025-10-02T04:43:18Z")
Countdown for when brand new poster “Gobb” (who’s very first post is to start a P&E thread defending Hegseth) burns out or is exposed as a trock… ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14034 "2025-10-02T05:51:05Z")
I expect Gobb will soon be smacked. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14035 "2025-10-02T08:39:11Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > All this time I thought people were anti-pho and was wondering why they were protesting against soup. It’s good stuff too. People are always telling me to line up for it. Everywhere I go they point at me and shout “Pho queue!” ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14036 "2025-10-02T11:42:34Z")
The **Pedro** ban notice will be up in ATMB today, I’m waiting for some review by other mods before moving it there. But **Pedro** is Banned as of about 15 minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14037 "2025-10-02T12:16:39Z")
There’s a Pho Cue in Manchester - [https://www.phocue.co.uk/menus?menu=vietnamese-delights](https://www.phocue.co.uk/menus?menu=vietnamese-delights) ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14038 "2025-10-02T12:28:38Z")
Certainly a trock. Everyone has had their say, Gobb will come back with more polite propaganda, and people will not be able to resist trying to correct them. The Pedro fireworks were in a thread that was just too long for me to bother with. Must have been something for a 20 year member to get banned so quickly. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14039 "2025-10-02T12:36:04Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > banned so quickly. For certain values of “quickly,” I suppose… ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14040 "2025-10-02T12:37:30Z")
Haha! I guess. It was basically a few weeks of, something, bad behavior? Being an asshole? and then a long-time poster is gone. I suppose his behavior in that thread must have been pretty bad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=474) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=476)