# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14041 "2025-10-02T12:41:28Z")

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Well, he _ruined_ the thread. That should be enough for a warning and (if continued) then a banning. This was clear after three days at most. (Certain other Dopers bear some responsibility for engaging with him, but I can’t judge them harshly – the instinct to patiently fight ignorance is a good one).

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14042 "2025-10-02T12:47:31Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> brand new poster “Gobb”

Wait, really?

Had not seen that thread but somebody decided to post as “Gobb”lin? If we’re going to have trocks, the least they could do is put a bit of effort into it

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14043 "2025-10-02T12:49:33Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I expect Gobb will soon be smacked.

😆  
👏 👏 👏

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14044 "2025-10-02T13:45:50Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> The Pedro fireworks were in a thread that was just too long for me to bother with.

Not just there:

> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> (PM exchange elevated this.)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14045 "2025-10-02T14:42:28Z")

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Wasn’t the movie “Troll 2” actually about goblins?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14046 "2025-10-02T14:48:55Z")

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That’s because the film was unrelated to _Troll_ and was originally called _Goblins_. It was renamed to _Troll 2_ by American distributors to try to bring in fans of the original film.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14047 "2025-10-02T14:52:45Z")

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I was thinking more that “Gobb” was a hamhanded attempt to be a returning troll (Troll 2).

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14048 "2025-10-02T18:57:50Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> The Pedro fireworks were in a thread that was just too long for me to bother with. Must have been something for a 20 year member to get banned so quickly.

> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> For certain values of “quickly,” I suppose…

> [@RitterSport](#):
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> Haha! I guess. It was basically a few weeks of, something, bad behavior? Being an asshole? and then a long-time poster is gone.

We all know people IRL who we had known for a long time as sensible people who have since been sucked into the craziness and are now spouting alternate reality RW or CT gibberish as if it was profound insight.

IMO the late unlamented **pedro** was one of those. He may have been a long-ago joiner, but he was never much of a participant.

Then after his propaganda-driven conversion from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde, he decided to show back up here and serve us some of his Kool-Aid. Using a firehose.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14049 "2025-10-02T19:49:38Z")

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I think you deserve acknowledgement for your clever wordplay.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14050 "2025-10-09T09:03:55Z")

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And a warm welcome to our new BFF **B-i-F-F**. Only two hours in and already shitting up P&E.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14051 "2025-10-09T09:47:19Z")

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Yeah I just noticed him. He seems to be jumping in feet first.

As an aside, I have to wonder if the name is a coincidence? For those who don’t know, in the _Back to the Future_ movies Biff Tannen is the name of the primary villain and in the second movie Biff is cast as a Trump stand-in in an alternate future. Millionaire businessman, narcissistic, vain, cruel, overbearing, and weirdly orange. I could be reaching here, but it seems a bit on the nose.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14052 "2025-10-09T09:51:56Z")

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He also has some strong feelings about the wokeness of the show _Ragnarok_ over in Cafe Society.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fs0FReFXsAMCxiM?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fs0FReFXsAMCxiM?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14053 "2025-10-09T10:31:30Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> And a warm welcome to our new BFF **B-i-F-F**. Only two hours in and already shitting up P&E.

B-i-F-F is almost certainly Gobb.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14054 "2025-10-09T11:33:17Z")

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There is no biff, there is only the void.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14055 "2025-10-09T12:35:54Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/124-bZmfbPQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Back To The Future Part II Deleted Scene - Old Biff Vanishes (1989) Movie HD") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=124-bZmfbPQ)

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14056 "2025-10-09T13:35:54Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> He also has some strong feelings about the wokeness of the show _Ragnarok_ over in CafeSociety.

Were those posts deleted? I don’t see his name in the thread on that show at all.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14057 "2025-10-09T13:37:04Z")

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Yes, he and his 6 trolling posts are all gone.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14058 "2025-10-09T13:58:12Z")

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Alas poor B-i-F-F, we hardly knew ye. Good thing.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14059 "2025-10-09T14:14:32Z")

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Obvious troll is obvious.

Though, this being the Dope and all, I wonder if any of the usual suspects want to throw in the requisite ‘hive mind’ or 'doesn’t strike me as a troll’ or ‘that’s normal thinking for most Americans’ defenses.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14060 "2025-10-09T15:24:03Z")

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This one was too obvious even for the usual suspects as you called them. Just a troll, trolling.

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