# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 477
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14061 "2025-10-09T16:40:15Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Alas poor B-i-F-F, we hardly knew ye. Good thing. In all these years s/he was the first one I’ve managed to see before being cornfielded. There were a couple posts in CS that were benign, _First movies you saw a a child_, IIRC, then came the ones in the Kirk thread. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14062 "2025-10-09T16:47:40Z")
They are now a very extinct troll. But small evidence of their brief existence lives on in the form of quotes of their work. You can see them encased in amber as it were right here: [https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2353?u=lslguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2353) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14063 "2025-10-09T16:57:47Z")
Damn, I missed that. Off to the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14064 "2025-10-09T21:58:05Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > But small evidence of their brief existence lives on in the form of quotes of their work. You can see them encased in amber as it were “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14065 "2025-10-09T23:20:44Z")
“Like tears in rain.” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14066 "2025-10-09T23:29:41Z")
All we are is Dustin Nguyen. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14067 "2025-10-13T06:26:55Z")
There was B-i-F-F, and then there was no B-i-F-F, and then there was B-i-F-F again. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14068 "2025-10-13T06:31:07Z")
It’s like deja vu all over again. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14069 "2025-10-13T06:38:54Z")
It’s a Biff from an alternate timeline. I think this one’s a cowboy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14070 "2025-10-13T06:43:25Z")
Yeah, I noticed his return too. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14071 "2025-10-13T07:00:33Z")
He changed his avatar to young Biff Tannen. Maybe if we ignore him, he will make like a tree and get out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14072 "2025-10-13T07:07:51Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > There is no biff, there is only the void. [Yep.](https://screamintothevoid.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14073 "2025-10-13T07:08:55Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > He changed his avatar to young Biff Tannen Maybe somebody should be Tannen his hide? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14074 "2025-10-13T07:55:08Z")
Somebody just did. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14075 "2025-10-13T07:55:53Z")
Goned again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14076 "2025-10-13T08:21:41Z")
Thank you, @What_Exit . I was tempted, but did not rise to the bait. Glad that you and the others took care of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14077 "2025-10-13T09:13:30Z")
I’m impressed by the late-night work (or is it early-morning?). I thought he’d be around all night trolling the board until some mod got to it later in the day! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14078 "2025-10-13T10:33:21Z")
Eternal vigilance is the price of ~~jackbooted oppression~~ fair and balanced messageboard moderation. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14079 "2025-10-14T22:01:54Z")
Damn, nice catch…but now we’ll never know if where Jesus’ hand and/or arm positions on the cross, coupled with the positions on a clock face, was a prophecy that somehow proved Christianity…or something like that. Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14080 "2025-10-14T22:06:43Z")
Basically a religious spammer more than a troll I think. But in the cornfield either way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=476) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=478)