# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14201 "2026-01-13T07:10:07Z")

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“You mean I have to defend my bullshit? Fuck that – I’m outta here!”

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14202 "2026-01-13T11:51:13Z")

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Same.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14203 "2026-01-13T14:38:10Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> don’t think you said anything to them in that thread that did you any disservice. If anything, you corrected a misunderstanding they had which will aid them for as long as they are posting here

I’d have left out the line about hoping they stayed around.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14204 "2026-01-13T15:29:38Z")

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OK, “Truthuwontsay” just wrote an OP titled “I dislike the mentally handicapped”. What could possibly go wrong?

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14205 "2026-01-13T15:29:57Z")

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BANNED.

As flameouts go … Meh.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14206 "2026-01-13T15:30:59Z")

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I believe truthuwontsay or whatever the name is may already be gone. About 3 minutes ago they dropped a deuce about mentally handicapped people, a new thread of his own, and I think it’s already cornfielded.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14207 "2026-01-13T15:31:13Z")

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Some threads you see and think “Better make fun of that in the Trolls thread…quickly!”

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14208 "2026-01-13T15:32:04Z")

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I was surprised they came back, I wasn’t surprised that as they did come back, they came back trolling.

We’ve had a lot of trolls crawling out from under their bridges lately. I wonder why? I think that’s 5 in the last few days.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14209 "2026-01-13T15:35:44Z")

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Needs more cowboy

[![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/2cg-kGSjCTsAAAAd/kruithne-tombstone.gif) ](https://media1.tenor.com/m/2cg-kGSjCTsAAAAd/kruithne-tombstone.gif)

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14210 "2026-01-13T15:36:12Z")

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I was picturing @What_Exit … who was _all over_ this one:

[![](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ll_barrel_smoke26.jpg) ](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ll_barrel_smoke26.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14211 "2026-01-13T15:36:41Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> We’ve had a lot of trolls crawling out from under their bridges lately. I wonder why? I think that’s 5 in the last few days.

New year, same old trolls

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14212 "2026-01-13T15:42:27Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> OK, “Truthuwontsay” just wrote an OP titled “I dislike the mentally handicapped”. What could possibly go wrong?

So, he hates himself?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14213 "2026-01-13T15:43:25Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Needs more cowboy

Duck you suckers:

[![](https://media1.giphy.com/media/yOOw2LtzEDRiE/giphy.gif) ](https://media1.giphy.com/media/yOOw2LtzEDRiE/giphy.gif)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14214 "2026-01-13T15:43:37Z")

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I don’t think “ethically challenged” counts.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14215 "2026-01-22T15:56:39Z")

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I am by no means convinced that new poster, a junior high school student complaining about bullying, is a troll, but I am getting a strong “yanking our chains” vibe from their posts. Partly due to their unwillingness to provide any details of any kind about the bullying, after repeated requests (well, 2 requests, one by me). Time will tell, I guess.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14216 "2026-01-22T16:09:29Z")

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These types are often trolls, it is a fairly common approach by trolls. But they might not be. I’m sure someone reported this by now, I’ll go check the flags to see who you’re talking about.

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Found it, nothing actionable, already reviewed by other Moderators.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14217 "2026-01-22T16:21:42Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Found it, nothing actionable, already reviewed by other Moderators.

I had flagged it just after the OP was made, partially just to put it on the mods’ radar, but mostly because they appeared to be doxxing the other person. ECG quickly stepped in, and edited the post to remove that.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14218 "2026-01-25T19:42:09Z")

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Apparently a drive-by’er named “ **Menstrual Colander** ” of all things zipped into the Saturday Night Live thread in P&E, and promptly was ejected into the cornfield by **WE**.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14219 "2026-01-25T19:55:34Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> “ **Menstrual Colander** ”

Punk band name. 😃

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14220 "2026-01-25T20:01:13Z")

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What a douche!

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