# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14221 "2026-01-25T20:09:19Z")

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His first post was weirdly aggressive also. But that second one was straight out trolling.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14222 "2026-01-25T20:19:21Z")

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That user name really has the feeling of coming from a very bad version of a “What’s your porn name?” generator.

Or maybe something like whatever tools CIA or DoD use to code-name their secret ops: one nonce word from column A, one from column B. But somebody smuggled the naughty list into column A.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14223 "2026-01-25T20:29:04Z")

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I assumed it was a “funny” take on Menstrual _Calendar_ and I only accept that level of humor from my close friends and you folks. Otherwise, a shunning!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14224 "2026-01-25T20:34:06Z")

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I haven’t thought about Catholic birth “control” since “health” class in high school. You’re probably right about the name’s origin, but boy was that idea well buried in the sediment in my brain’s bilge.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14225 "2026-01-25T21:12:37Z")

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Maybe it was banned former poster SlicedAlone, who clearly enjoys username puns.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14226 "2026-01-25T21:37:01Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> That user name really has the feeling of coming from a very bad version of a “What’s your porn name?” generator.

Remember those old automatically generated AOL passwords?

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**Author:** ![EnglishGrey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/englishgrey/32/14111_2.png) [@EnglishGrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnglishGrey)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14227 "2026-01-25T21:46:52Z")

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Compuserve passwords were always amusing for me…. In the format childish\*gambino or similar.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14228 "2026-01-26T01:32:45Z")

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I still remember the password on the floppy with which I installed AOL (god) thirty years ago: dust dregs.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14229 "2026-01-26T06:33:51Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Remember those old automatically generated AOL passwords?

Hehehe, back when we rode dinosaurs and the internet was dial-up, I supported an ISP who had a password generator that generated new passwords in a random three letter, hyphen, another random three letters format. I had a trainee that was resetting the password for an 80 year or so old lady. It generated the password “gay-sex” for her. He wisely didn’t even ask me, he just generated a new password again and gave her the next result.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14230 "2026-01-26T13:13:10Z")

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But it’d have been more memorable than even “correct horse battery staple”. Or is that “battery correct stable horse”? I can never remember. 🤪

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14231 "2026-01-26T13:53:21Z")

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Nowadays, I’m most familiar with those random-word strings from the online 3D design program Tinkercad, which gives every new design a default name when you create it (you can easily change it to something more descriptive). It seems to be deliberately biased towards silly words, though.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14232 "2026-01-26T14:18:23Z")

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A while back I wanted to read a thread on Tumblr but needed an account to do it. It offered me a list of auto-generated usernames:

MurkyAndroidSamurai  
RainyPixelFlux  
SteadyTurtleUnicorn  
WiseNinjaHomunculus  
FrenziedWaveKraken

I had a hard time choosing between MurkyAndroidSamurai and WiseNinjaHomunculus, but decided on the samurai.

(I had some fun adapting those to AI prompts.)

[![](https://i.ibb.co/tMLxG6Wp/task-01kdndmkyke46smnbs0vzka72t-1767024279-img-1.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/tMLxG6Wp/task-01kdndmkyke46smnbs0vzka72t-1767024279-img-1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14233 "2026-01-26T14:24:25Z")

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Okay, much as I loathe AI, that picture is kind of fun.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14234 "2026-01-26T15:06:38Z")

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Yeah; that’s a 5-way Battle Royale I’d pay to watch.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14235 "2026-01-30T04:27:48Z")

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I was tickled by the name and images, and thus, behold my latest Character in City of Heroes: Homecoming

[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/wor6PBK.png "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/wor6PBK)

I did correct the grammar and spelling of the description after taking the pic, I promise.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14236 "2026-01-30T04:55:03Z")

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Nice I have a couple of samurai on CoH.

One a mind control villain named “Atama”. 😆

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14237 "2026-01-30T08:15:35Z")

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I think we got a live one, “CherokeeGunslinger”:

```auto
https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ice-shootings-in-minneapolis-1-7-2026/1026461/1307
```

Copy and paste to see it. Created minutes ago to post for the first time to stir shit up and defend murder as a “tactical error” in the ICE shooting P&E thread.

My guess is it’s a trock coming back for more.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14238 "2026-01-30T08:23:06Z")

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Agreed 100%. He responded to a 3-week-old post in order to dredge up an argument that the thread has long since passed by. Considering how much drama, some of which is understandable some of which wasn’t I thought, that thread has created I can’t see this as anything but a deliberate attempt to troll the board. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14239 "2026-01-30T08:35:05Z")

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Just appeared in “Favorite Thing About Living in the USA” (MPSIMS). His favorite thing? The Second Amendment and blowing the hell out of his trash with his AR-15.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14240 "2026-01-30T09:05:26Z")

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Troll using troll tools, goned.

DNFTT failed badly on this one.

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