# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5440 "2022-01-14T18:13:35Z")
And the flesh is weak. One can only attend to so many in a lifetime ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5441 "2022-01-14T18:50:25Z")
“Lamb, bam, thank you ma’am!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5442 "2022-01-14T20:01:09Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O-4lk2-UA_I/hqdefault.jpg "AC/DC "Dirty Deeds" Done with Sheep......FUNNY.") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I) ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5443 "2022-01-26T15:41:49Z")
I saw something online once. It absolutely reminds me of agzem: > [@](#): > > You know, I _really_ enjoy following these exchanges. It’s entertaining watching someone continue to embarrass themselves and just keep coming back for more. Kind of reminds me of my brother talking about ‘ferret bowling’ - he used to have a pet ferret - he’d fling it down the hall like a bowling ball (I guess ‘curling rock’ would be more apt), and watch it go _whap_ into the wall at the end, only to run right back, waiting for more. > > Hey, agzem - _whap_!!" ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5444 "2022-01-26T15:48:13Z")
Love it! It wouldn’t bother me too much, except for the amount of anti-vax misinformation that idiot is spewing. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5445 "2022-01-26T15:57:40Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > I saw something online once. It absolutely reminds me of agzem: > > > [@](#): > > > > You know, I _really_ enjoy following these exchanges. It’s entertaining watching someone continue to embarrass themselves and just keep coming back for more. Kind of reminds me of my brother talking about ‘ferret bowling’ - he used to have a pet ferret - he’d fling it down the hall like a bowling ball (I guess ‘curling rock’ would be more apt), and watch it go _whap_ into the wall at the end, only to run right back, waiting for more. > > > > Hey, agzem - _whap_!!" When I was a young 'un, I had a pet rat who was the same. Though I never hurled her into the wall but she did enjoying being slid. Especially if I gave it a wrist turn so she’d make a full turn during the slide. She was also smarter than @agzem. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5446 "2022-01-26T16:01:10Z")
You’re summoning Beetlejuice now? Oh boy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5447 "2022-01-26T16:02:06Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > You’re summoning Beetlejuice now? Oh boy. - That’s not how you summon Beetlejuice. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5448 "2022-01-26T17:26:39Z")
So how **do** you summon Beetlejuice? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5449 "2022-01-26T17:27:37Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > So how **do** you summon Beetlejuice? - You/re 1/3 of the way there. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5450 "2022-01-26T17:27:56Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > When I was a young 'un, I had a pet rat who was the same. Though I never hurled her into the wall but she did enjoying being slid. Especially if I gave it a wrist turn so she’d make a full turn during the slide. We had a dachshund who was the same. No hitting walls, but she’d slide, and I swear to dog she’d laugh and run back for more. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5451 "2022-01-26T17:35:05Z")
Could always try @BeetleJuice ~Max ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5452 "2022-01-26T18:25:08Z")
> [@Max\_S](#): > > Could always try @BeetleJuice Please don’t summon that one. Their sole post is a bit of a word salad, but seems to be complaining that when you attempt to research Hitler, you get information with a negative spin. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5453 "2022-01-26T18:46:41Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > You’re summoning Beetlejuice now? Oh boy. Well, he hasn’t shown up, so we can hold out hope. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5454 "2022-01-26T20:31:40Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > We had a dachshund who was the same. No hitting walls, but she’d slide, and I swear to dog she’d laugh and run back for more. We did that with our dachshund too. It helps to have a somewhat slippery floor. We slid him across the floor on his back, and he’d try to run back for more so fast it took a while for his feet to get traction on the floor. So he’d run in place for a moment, just like in the roadrunner cartoons. ETA: GDTA! (Great Dachshunds Think Alike!) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5455 "2022-01-26T20:54:32Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > So he’d run in place for a moment, just like in the roadrunner cartoons. We have a Havanese dog that does that frequently on our hardwood floors. I’m pretty sure the “run in place before moving” trope in cartoons was inspired by observing dogs who actually do that. It’s freaking hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5456 "2022-01-26T23:44:27Z")
The sound effect is “YabidaYabidaYabida!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5457 "2022-01-27T01:47:54Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > So how **do** you summon Beetlejuice? _I_ know how! ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5458 "2022-01-27T01:47:56Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5459 "2022-01-27T04:10:31Z")
Ok, who brought d.b. out of Hibernation Mode? Fess up… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=50)