# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 497

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14461 "2026-05-08T11:10:13Z")

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Wow, this thread is really going off the Brailles.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14462 "2026-05-08T11:30:28Z")

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At this point I am just _hoping_ for a good troll to get the thread back on track.

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14463 "2026-05-08T13:51:58Z")

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You mean like this guy?

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Hoggle_Labyrinth.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Hoggle_Labyrinth.jpg)

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14464 "2026-05-08T14:21:27Z")

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Not gonna Hoggle over it.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14465 "2026-05-08T14:24:32Z")

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We could try not posting. Like, let the thread die and revive it when some troll shows up. Too radical?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14466 "2026-05-08T14:26:31Z")

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So sorta the opposite of

Let he who has nothing useful to say …  
Post anyhow just in case?
🤪

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14467 "2026-05-08T14:27:20Z")

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With this crowd? Impossible.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14468 "2026-05-08T23:12:18Z")

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🎶 I’ve been posting in this thread now for twenty five months. I could post in it for another twenty five months. I’m not ashamed… or tired. 🎶

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14469 "2026-05-09T01:20:44Z")

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You gotta sing loud if you want to drown out the trolls!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14470 "2026-05-09T02:00:45Z")

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🎶You can get anything you want  
At Trolls R Us Resurrection Spot. 🎶

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14471 "2026-05-09T02:28:44Z")

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(‘ceptin’ Shodan)

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14472 "2026-05-12T02:41:46Z")

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A “JFDonnelly” who joined 5 hours ago, has revived a 20-year old thread in FQ about the origin of the phrase “Gal Friday” to challenge the idea that this phrase is out of favor, especially among women. This poster also used the phrase “the perpetually butt hurt crowd” to refer to people who might find “Gal Friday” objectionable.

I am, I think, risking little by predicting a quick and final good-bye to this poster will soon be in order. Although I have been wrong before.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14473 "2026-05-12T02:58:59Z")

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I know some of the “perpetually butt hurt crowd”.

They are a dime a dozen. Saw one person bitching at a fast food restaurant to the teenaged Asst. Mgr. About the over loud(it wasn’t) music coming from the kitchen.

They just didn’t like the type of music. Simple as that.

Obvious to everyone.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14474 "2026-05-12T03:54:12Z")

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Drown _out_???  
Shit…brb, I’ve got some phone calls to make ASAP.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14475 "2026-05-12T08:52:12Z")

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Seems like joining the board and reviving a 22-year-old thread just to whine about “butthurt people” would identify one as a “butthurt person”.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14476 "2026-05-12T17:22:49Z")

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And that entire thread (including the few recent additions) is as of now only 11 posts.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14477 "2026-05-12T18:54:06Z")

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Fairly butt hurt of us to complain about a newbie stumbling in here with, what they might think is the end all answer to the issue.

Man I bet they’d be surprised.

Until I know more I’m gonna say they are a one and done.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14478 "2026-05-12T19:08:09Z")

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Yes, they’ve been flagged, which is fine and thank you all for doing so. If they return and continue to post in a way you feel is counter to the rules, please flag again. Of course, that’s a noticeable “If” when it comes to returning.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14479 "2026-05-13T23:07:49Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Of course, that’s a noticeable “If” when it comes to returning.

Right. Could be yet another seagull newb. Fly in, shit all over something, fly away again.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14480 "2026-05-13T23:29:56Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Typographically, there are seven types of dashes. The en dash, the em dash, the quotation dash, the figure dash, the hyphen, the minus sign, and the hyphen-minus.

Which one extends exactly to the character-boundary such that a string of them forms an unbroken horizontal line?

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