# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5540 "2022-02-10T19:25:34Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> That may or may not be the case (I don’t know for sure but I _think_ so), but that wasn’t what was being challenged.

Yeah, and if someone can show me that they weren’t Canadian then I’ll admit a mistake there. From what I can tell they were. And I tried to be careful to say that the convoy started out with Canadian truckers, because since then a lot of the people in that Ottawa protest aren’t truckers and I’m sure quite a few aren’t Canadian.

I didn’t mean that the whole thing was set up by Canadian truckers, I think it was started as a sham protest idea to try to get the gullible to send money (via GoFundMe or whatever). It’s a grift. I’ve even seen reports that the organizers are vaccinated, they’re hypocrites who realize that if someone is naive enough to fall for vaccine conspiracy theories, they are easy to trick into giving you their money.

But oh well, none of that matters anymore I guess. I’m out to paint a false picture of the protest no matter what I say.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5541 "2022-02-10T19:28:02Z")

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I gotta say, you deserved a warning for calling westy full of crap. I’m glad you didn’t get one! But that was pretty out of line. I’m surprised the mods stopped at a note.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5542 "2022-02-10T20:13:27Z")

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Perhaps 74 is a Canadian trucker who _really_ doesn’t want to be associated with the Covidiot convoy.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5543 "2022-02-10T20:27:37Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> I gotta say, you deserved a warning for calling westy full of crap.

In my defense, Westy’s statement was full of crap. I didn’t mean to impugn Westy directly but I realize I did. I meant that Westy was posting crap, and I maintain that. I still don’t know what brought all of that on; I don’t recall any negative interactions with Westy in the past.

Frankly I should have reported Westy for effectively calling me a liar, but whatever. That’s what the ignore function is for.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5544 "2022-02-10T20:31:49Z")

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Oh, totally agree. Sometimes it’s hard to remember what forum you’re in, too.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5545 "2022-02-15T02:22:50Z")

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Who is the most completely worthless regular poster on SDMB? For me it’s between eenerms (weak drive-by gotchas, lacks even the entertainment value of a self-respecting troll) and Isilder (somehow manages to combine total incoherence with supercilious arrogance).

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5546 "2022-02-15T02:29:51Z")

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Eenerms is well-known in the Pit:

> [@Eenerms is pitted](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eenerms-is-a-slow-learner-on-top-of-being-a-fucking-idiot/928299):
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> I don’t know if you’ve noticed @eenerms propensity to drop the latest ONAN talking points, that he doesn’t even understand, into threads drive by style, but that’s not what this is about. He really, really wants there to be a thread about Eric Swalwell. [Rep. Eric. Swalwell and the CCP Spies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-eric-swalwell-and-the-ccp-spies/927663) Entire OP: “Rep. Swalwell political circle was infuriated by A CCP operative, The FBI reported at least two incidences.” “Infuriated,” huh? Thread closed for lack of substance. An hour later… [Swalwell c…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swalwell-ccp/927671)

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5547 "2022-02-15T03:33:39Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> …supercilious arrogance

No one, and I mean absolutely no one, exceeded more in that category (hilariously!) than **dougie\_monty**. (But not a troll.)

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**Author:** ![Mr.E](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.e/32/8932_2.png) [@Mr.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.E)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5548 "2022-02-15T03:39:23Z")

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[This cancel culture thread is currently a huge mess](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancel-culture-and-virtue-signaling-what-s-the-case-against-them/959459) thanks to FortKnox getting suspended and all their posts removed from the thread, which is honestly pretty funny to me since they were arguing strenuously against censorship by private entities on platforms they own.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5549 "2022-02-15T04:00:46Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Who is the most completely worthless regular poster on SDMB? For me it’s between eenerms (weak drive-by gotchas, lacks even the entertainment value of a self-respecting troll) and Isilder (somehow manages to combine total incoherence with supercilious arrogance).

I am genuinely befuddled. **eenerms** , of course, is on my list of 49ers, but I hadn’t even _noticed_ **Islider** up till now.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5550 "2022-02-15T04:10:04Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Who is the most completely worthless regular poster on SDMB?

_… Finally! My time to shine!_

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5551 "2022-02-15T04:29:10Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> I hadn’t even _noticed_ **Islider** up till now.

He only comes online occasionally, rarely interacts, but he posts on a wide range of topics, usually in FQ. His usual M.O. is to come in to a thread well after people have talked through the issues, ignore everything that has been said so far, and post something very confusing that he imagines to be the authoritative answer. He’s a @Stranger_On_A_Train polymath minus 50 I.Q. points plus an abrasive personality. I don’t have anyone on ignore, I feel it’s a personal growth challenge to try to take everything on board with equanimity, but with him I’ve been sorely tempted.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5552 "2022-02-15T18:04:34Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> 74westy was never on my radar as being a shithead, but after repeatedly lying about me in the “Canadian ‘dopers, Freedom Convoy?” thread in P&E,

I’m lost. Can anyone tell me WTF the African explorer’s on about in that thread WRT my posts? Attempting to troll me by deliberately conflating the brothers with Karl Marx?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5553 "2022-02-15T18:14:53Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Can anyone tell me WTF the African explorer’s on about in that thread WRT my posts

His comments there did not make a lick of sense to me either. It seems he does not understand what is being written, and has twisted it all around in knots. Trolling? Or just not able to parse simple language?

ETA: Or trying to make a joke and failing?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5554 "2022-02-15T18:33:39Z")

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Posting while drunk? He seems full of non-sequiturs today, some of which make more sense than others.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5555 "2022-02-15T23:06:02Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> He seems full of non-sequiturs today, some of which make more sense than others.

I was lost too. I didn’t say anything because I assumed there was something else going on in the thread that I missed and I didn’t want to look like even more of an idiot than usual. I’m glad it’s not just me.

ETA: Reading it again, I _think_ it was a reference to Mr. Fantastic? He had the ability to twist himself into all kinds of shapes, so maybe it was an implication of really twisted logic or something?

[![](https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Mister-Fantastic-Reed-Richards.jpg) ](https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Mister-Fantastic-Reed-Richards.jpg)

After all, he was in the Fantastic Four with Thing and Human Torch.

Then the later comment about the “triple twist” would be less of a non sequitur. I’m still just guessing here.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5556 "2022-02-16T02:25:36Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> ETA: Reading it again, I _think_ it was a reference to Mr. Fantastic? He had the ability to twist himself into all kinds of shapes, so maybe it was an implication of really twisted logic or something?

I think you have something there.

Thing is, it’s not _my_ logic but rather the logic of the octoputzes of the world.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5557 "2022-02-16T02:36:23Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Reading it again, I _think_ it was a reference to Mr. Fantastic? He had the ability to twist himself into all kinds of shapes, so maybe it was an implication of really twisted logic or something?

That’s a stretch.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5558 "2022-02-16T02:38:01Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> That’s a stretch.

Careful or you could be band.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5559 "2022-02-16T03:19:33Z")

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Let’s not do this any longer than we have to.

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